THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL"

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN

apple TV fighting the good fight against grade inflation

he always fits in frame

"Why does this wall need bricks?"

Duuuuude this looks good!

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

The little paws on the gloves?! Awwwww

“pFfT you AcTUaLLy LikE—“

Yes. Mhm. I do. The world is burning, the country I’m in is a self sabotaging hell hole, my bank account is trash, I constantly mourn for the childhood I’ll never get back—SO YES I LIKE IT NOW STFU SIT TF DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS KISSING BITCH

Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to

Hey no problem buddy :)

Chris is talking to Damien, starting off the conversation by saying, "You know, I just realized I've befriended everyone but you." Damien replies, "I don't want to be friends." Chris immediately says, "We're going to be friends!" Damien in the last panel is visibility annoyed.

I must look dumb while writing. I usually yell at a bunch of words on a screen when the drama gets good.

(Type type type type)
"No, no, THINK WOMAN, THINK!"
(Type type type type type)
"Oh that's a good point."
(Type type type type type)
"Gasp! You jerkwad."
My mom just minding her business: °-°

I watched a video about crows and how they can recognise people and make friends with other animals and I've decided I'm wasting my life every single day that I'm not friends with a crow

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

What? D:

🎶There is a world, where I help you get home...🎶

I think imma stop scrolling the discover feed for a day or two. Not because I don't want to, no quite the opposite. I want to, but every time I've tried I've been flash banged by a certain AI foot video.
Fight the power and everything, keep it up, just please excuse me while I go puke in the corner.

A dictator will call you "comrade" while he shoves your face into the lake to look for spare change on the bottom.

fish attack go

Have you ever asked yourself, "Should I keep procrastinating? Should I get to work, and accomplish my goals?"
Well look no further, your answer is here:
(Insert answer at a later time, please don't make me look like an idiot and not put an answer. Tree, I mean it-)

Man I should draw
*doesn’t draw
Man I should draw
*doesn’t draw
Man I should draw
*doesn’t draw
Man I should draw
*doesn’t draw
Man I should draw
*doesn’t draw
Man I should draw
*doesn’t draw

Little duck and frog magnets with santa hats sitting around a magnet table having a meeting

Two little magnet duckies on a date!

Magnet ducks and a magnet frog listening to their magnet frog leader planning escape from the circle

Someone at my work put these little guys on a whiteboard and I get excited every time I pass it to see if anyone moved them.
Idk if it's one other person, if it's multiple, I don't care.
I just love the fact that at least one other person went, "I can work with this."

Kua gets told by Max that someone impersonating Loki caught him but it's all good she just got a haircut :)

Comic I made of a prompt @helluvalad.bsky.social showed me with his characters!
I just drew the comic, characters are his.

I put thing in bag, i put moving metal box with other moving metal boxes, and I put the non-moving boxes into other non-moving boxes

You'll never take me alive! (Runs away like a crab goblin)

Crazy how if Biden sneezed too hard everyone was on that shit either defending or denouncing him, but when a rich guy from another country starts doing shit in the name of a department that's NOT EVEN MADE YET, neither side of the house does anything really?
Like what?! Am I just dumb?!