And then, of course, there was that time he quote-tweeted you!

I swear I was a copy editor in a prior life!

No wonder they couldn’t get a workable answer. Can’t spell “Strait.”

We’re living in the most bizarre timeline.

But I wouldn’t mind if it were…🤔

We’ve had this in Canada and British Columbia for years. Still plenty of gazillionaires AND universal healthcare.

Two astronauts are sitting in a helicopter. One is holding a round stuffy toy named Rise, that traveled around the moo n in Integrity.

I’m also happy they remembered this little guy.

“Space is very limited.”🤣🤣🤣

DJT: Bang bang! You're dead!
Iran: No we're not, you missed us!
DJT: No, I hit you. You're dead!
Iran: Am not!
DJT: Is too!
Iran: Am not!
DJT: Is too! I said bang bang. Lie down and die!

DJT: Bang bang! You're dead!
Iran: No we're not, you missed us!
DJT: No, I hit you. You're dead!
Iran: Am not!
DJT: Is too!
Iran: Am not!
DJT: Is too! I said bang bang. Lie down and die!

Definitely “as is” sale.

I can't wait for AI to recommend treating all those "incidentalomas" Let's see how much money that would "save!"

A "wheeee" is down over our lines. - BC Hydro

Credibility?!?!?

That's because she has been quite unwell for years now!

"If you are unvaccinated, never use correct grammar or spelling. If you use correct grammar and spelling, people may think you have a functioning brain and ask you to do thinky things."

"If you are unvaccinated, never use correct grammar or spelling. If you use correct grammar and spelling, people may think you have a functioning brain and ask you to do thinky things."

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

And this time around, mainstream media is taking notice. Headlined on CNN this morning.

They already can’t get dates. That’s why they joined ICE.

This. I want him to be alive and cognizant when we tear everything down that he imagines he achieved.

This was what my feed looked like. 🤣

A young kid driving me home after I dropped my car off for a service: "Any advice you can give a young person?" "What do you like to do?" "Work with my hands." "The trades. AI can never replace them."

That's Jared Leto, not Jesus!🤣

While the US is begging Ukraine for drone-killers...

What’s the difference between Cirque Du Soleil and Trump’s cabinet? One has a cunning array of stunts, and…

While I, like millions of others, am eager to read the #BigBeautifulObituary, I also want a certain malicious mango to be alive to see everything he think he achieved, demolished and dismantled.

Malice. I meant malice.

Or just pure, unadulterated evil and menace.