One of my biggest pet peeves is people using natural selection wrong.

time to start calling all these emo nites, 90s & 00s dance parties, etc. what they are -- Oldies Nights

what else can be monged besides cheese, fish, and fear? can you mong anything else?

(about to die) wait i have to post one more thing

shouting "get a job!" at the monster that lurks just outside of my vision at all times

sound collage pieces with samples of french people aggressively ranting from obscure arthouse films created 50+ years ago

what are some new problems we could create

strongly considering returning to my larval state

don't listen to what they say. donald epstein is a beautiful name for a horse

the type of music that a piano on parole might make

I cast Medical Power of Attorney!

chiropractor that accidentally joined wwe bc he thought he heard subluxing instead of suplexing

🎵🎵people always ask “DMC what does it mean?” / D’s for never dirty, MC’s for My Chlamydia is back 🎵🎵

We go way back

Dynamite with a Laserbeam - Queen as Heard Through the Meat Grinder of Three One G (2002) YouTube video by ripoffrecords

wait until you hear the covers album though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgfw...

no you cannot have this opinion I disagree with it.

sounds like a long day

The preferred sexual lubricant in america is hamburger grease

i’ve been recycling for decades. what do you mean the world is ending?

what was cut from the negative space???

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

so were the people at that wedding he bombed

you can put obama on this one

The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.

NEW: The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars. That deal still must be approved by a judge. This news was first reported by @pablo.show. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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We’re Drinking Plastic. The EPA Must Act! We're ingesting a credit card’s worth of microplastics a week. The EPA must take stronger action to protect our water fr

The EPA can and should do more to protect us from microplastics, such as requiring water systems to test for these particles. Ultimately, though, the most comprehensive way to stop microplastics pollution is to significantly reduce the production of single-use plastics in the first place!

This is my brush: nug of weed with red hairs This my paint: the autism spectrum in a rainbow blob with smaller text i can't read This is my canvas: the bluesky butterfly

Goddamnit

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.