If you have enough money happiness is so affordable and easy to find. This is one of those mindless rock lyrics like ramalamdingdong and give peace a chance.

Imagine spending all that money on an election and barely making much more back in return. Then pretend on social media you’re upset. It’s an impossible ask.

This isn’t an accident. Reagan caused all white peoples of moderate (and below) intelligence to swoon for the Republican Party while telling them discussing politics is wrong. The most genius move in the history of US politics.

If you get bent out of shape because we have a Pride Month… please die immediately, that’s how progress works.

Sadly it’s both and the law of the land. And it will stay that way as long as we let them breathe.

I bet this postcard settles everything!

Feeding the gullible the gullible pellets is how everyone has done everything.

We’re a country made of guns. Kill Hegs. It’s a solution begging for a problem.

Also why hasn’t everyone killed all the white South Africans?

For clarity: the elected President of the United States doesn’t care one way or another about trans people, Ukraine, immigrants, elves, or gnomes. He cares about increasing his wealth. He supports racism because that gets Republicans to back him. He is the symptom, not the ailment.

Scouting for all Booths, JW.

Because he’s the POTUS. What a stupid question.

MAGA are Republicans. Do not let Republicans off the hook by differentiating.

Who gives a shit? What could matter less?

But not a real Secretary of Homeland Security with any semblance of dignity that anyone who isn’t a mouth-breathing moron respects. The United States of America’s Secretary of Homeland Security!

Yeah, once we catch Trump in one lie it’s OVER for that guy…

It’s like the whole administration is coordinated and thriving. But let’s keep reacting with surprise every time a new member acts completely within the party line. It’s never not bewildering.

I’d settle for not spouting abject evil, regardless if they can pass 8th grade civics.

White people all assume we’ll eventually get around to being billionaires, so we’ll support it.

We’ve been done since the election.

49th or Mississippi?

Sucks you’ll fail miserably and he’ll bank all of it. Sucks we ever thought “no President would ever scam the office.” needed to be written down.

Hope she gets vivisection, but she’ll get a FOX News show.

Great country? You still think this is the 1990s?

He gains more from the headlines than he loses in court. Then he ignores the courts.

Yup. They Republican’d.

What’s worse is she’s absolutely nailing her performance review.

It would be wonderful if “but that shouldn’t be” mattered. Same brain club.

They also own the schools and insurance. They’re dominating.

The Republican War on Science cover.

The RNC decided 30+ years ago that defunding segments of public education and getting private education to ignore them all together would lead to more Newt Gingriches and Rush Limbaughs. They were right enough to un-win WWII in November 2024.