And they’re both mine

Thank you darling

What, a skeet artist? What is that

Aw. Making me miss my dragon. But unfortunately I will never go back to WoW. I did love Dragonflight though.

@trashphalt.beauty sometimes steals the funny things I say and skeets them but I still love her

Stop forbidding me I just want it more and faster

if you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses

Wtf

Is it wrong that I want to eat it

A tortiemese named Pigeon smirking smugly in a closeup. She’s on a purple blanket on a patterned couch that has been clawed by naughty kitties

Hey girl

I like less than half of them more than they deserve but only because I don’t want to look stupid

You just gave me goosebumps too

Duolingo actually calls me at 1150pm crying and throwing up begging me not to break my streak.

@trashphalt.beauty you got a cool shark

Everything I do is thirsty because I never drink water 😎😭

I don’t understand half the things people say on here

She is gorgeous. Her name is Pigeon. She will steal food right out of your hand.

Well when you put it like that being relevant sounds stupid anyway. Let’s all be irrelevant. No context. No past. No future. Enjoyment entity. I don’t know what I’m talking about and I don’t care to know. ❤️

We are!

A tortiemese sits on a patterned couch kinda weirdly hunched but v cute

Why you sitting like that, cutie. pt 2

Yeah men can have a break until we figure all of that out. They’re welcome back after time out and some systemic changes.

🥹

Knowing about it and staying quiet just in case they need to make use of it one day.

I’ve had this for years and I’ve somehow never managed to get around to playing it. I don’t know why!

Bed is insufficient and a quick trip outside into the rain was not satisfactory. Return to lap.

Black cat in the depths of sleep on the same bed with raspberry sheets and a white fluffy comforter

Nap position changed for optimal rainy day nap

@trashphalt.beauty this is your lap I’m crediting it

A black cat lounges on a bed with raspberry sheets and a teddy in the background he has his eyes closed and his paws stretched out

Rainy day batty

Trying to stay not overwhelmed and I don’t know why it’s so hard lol

A black cat on Sasha’s lap. A little blep and feet sticking straight out. Sasha is sitting on the couch also petting pigeon another cat.

Have you seen these feet

Did you know that mmmbop is a unit of measurement that describes the time between when you lose all your hair and when your friends all die

In an mmmbop they’re gone