Cory Perry looks like his face is rejecting his skull

Oh I'm just coming to terms with a place called eggslut

what

Lord of the rings, but the statues of Argonath are kissing

Yeah, id report that asap, sketchy as hell. Scam is the best thing it could be

4 is the magic number

Some bands can recover when one of them leaves, but king missile was never the same after losing a member

This is literally half the people I work with. And they won't believe me when I explain it

I've had this water bottle for 5 years and just noticed this

Spotify? In my day we paid the weird nerd 5 bucks to burn a bunch of Linkin park and Eminem to a blank cd

I like how I spelt the last name correct but got the first name wrong

I mostly fear Craig Andersen would disintegrate the second the universe realized leafs fans were on his side

The gym at 6am is a different world

So happy they decided to go the wacky kung fu hustle way with the new street fighter instead of grim dark

I thought I remember something about him hating the experience on the 2nd one, so more so a surprise him coming back

I cant say what is more surprising, that super troopers 3 got made or that they convinced Brian Cox to come back for it

what a stupid franchise this has become.

being home from work in time for a normal family dinner feels weird, yo

for me it's basically the lean forward in the chair meme with the leafs firing berube

i spend large amounts of time waiting in the car

I married an "on time" person.
My wife is never more than 5 minutes early and is usually like 1 minute early.
As a 30 mins early minimum person, this drives me insane

I hate/love these options I have never heard of depending on how quick they want to fire Berube

The catch is I'm basically doing meandering bullshit work the entire time, but I'll take it

Weekends and stats off too. The dream

Until September, so a good stretch

Day one of working like a normie.
An 8 hour work day? What madness is this?

impossible to read it any other way

one year wrestlemania crossed over with 59 cent cheeseburgers from mcdonalds and it was the greatest day in history to be a teenage boy

a real company

Judy Dench