the new york times has helpfully clarified that buildings in oregon are made out of modern construction materials.

I had one inpatient psych admission, and the nicest thing I can say about it is it made me more adherent to my outpatient treatment plan, and I'mmore likely to reach out before my issueshit crisis level. (Because I never want to go back there.)

That should be his next campaign slogan.

Link to video in the replies.

Photo shows a bald eagle lying on it's back on some digital scales. The middle of the eagle is tightly wrapped with pink flower patterned cloth to keep it's wings still. The eagle does not look amused.

I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD

so you can call tuna “tuna fish” but when i call chicken “chicken bird” i get weird looks.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the absolute fuck, are you doing?

this guy is a world class asshole

Someone here said that it's a paradox, but every single member of Trump's cabinet is the worst person ever.

Trump take egg!!!!

🤣💀

Carrie Bradshaw at her computer

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me??

Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

She's got a point. See also: mountain lions.

I would absolutely be down. I'd give a VIP talk with tasting on pairing the correct non-dairy milk with each cereal.

what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people

“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample

I’m surprised to learn Hello Kitty’s full name is Katherine Entertainment Cheese.

homer simpson is laying in a hospital bed with a remote control in his hand . ALT: homer simpson is laying in a hospital bed with a remote control in his hand .

Dow goes up. Dow goes down. Dow goes up. Dow goes down.

BEASTSE

A picture of a fat leopard on a chair, putting Alka-Seltzers in a glass of water, presumably after eating another stupid Trump supporter's face.

well since they fired all the park rangers we could really start building some very scenic hoovervilles

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Donald Trump has cancelled the $35 a month Insulin cap.

Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.

Insulin costs $2 to make.

I have never met anyone that was ashamed to not work a factory job... tf are you talking about? Many of us work in professional jobs of service: healthcare, teaching, social service and are proud of the work we do.

Come check out this delightful thread.

Lmao

*throwing Smurfs into wood chipper*

Crowd: It’s a boy!

Oh cool, and it's not like we can stock up any more than 90 days' worth, max.

Not the fupa tuck chile

Looking like the mucinex booger