LOOK AT THIS QUEEN 🫡

You monster

Eric, a good man, gets it 🙏🏾

BLT with too much bacon

Well, excuse ME for respecting the proper architecture of a good sandwich. This pic from the internet (that I hope isn't AI) is a reasonable approximation of the bacon bomb I was served. Who among you eats bacon by the fistful - which is the equivalent of one bite of this bad boy! Show yourselves!

Kindly old man who makes my sandwiches in our cafeteria is working another station today and little dude who made my BLT put too much bacon on it. My attempts at bacon excavation are wrecking the integrity of the sandwich. Should have known this kid was trouble when he asked if I wanted mustard

Just had some CHILD who was bagging my groceries explain that James Gunn is the wrong person for DCU films because "DC Comics are supposed to be dark and gritty and realistic," and he's lucky I thought it would be poor form to scream, "Action Comics #775" proves you wrong in EVERY WAY!

Get Your Phil Volume 1, Issue 9

I'm a week behind on @philipmichaels.bsky.social newsletter because I have too many good friends writing too many good things. He talks everything from obnoxious ballpark food to futbol and the line about the drifter nearly killed *me* lol

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Oh, shit

"Sacramento" single from rapper Marvaless

This 30 year old single from Sacramento-based female gangsta rapper Marvaless is going to wreck my streaming algorithm and get me kicked out of a few #athletics fans group chats, but it's good lol

#athletics

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I know this is the journalistic house organ for MLB, but you'll never convince me there's meaning in advanced defensive stats after 20-some games. If Wilson has improved, I don't see it. But, y'all keep trying to tell me Tyler Soderstrom is good in LF, so hell do I know

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Family up the street just got a bull terrier puppy and little dude spent a minute just headbutting my shin. Apparently, it's a thing they do? Even OUTSIDE the junkyard? Huh.

Just watched a hawk snatch a sparrow out of the sky mid-flight and, buddy, that's about all of the San Diego Zoo outlet store that I can handle this week.

Cortes' big night leads A's to comeback win in Seattle SEATTLE – Despite the 14-game difference in overall win total, there wasn’t much separation whenever the Athletics matched up against the eventual American League West champion Mariners last season. I...

#athletics Lawrence Butler shit-talking the size of the crowd in Seattle last night - blissfully oblivious to the irony - is why I love that dude lol

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Best catcher in the American League, OOPS, I mean American League WEST just homered #athletics

#NickKurtzPlz 🚨🚨🚨 #athletics

*dragging trash can to curb*

Dude: You need someone to trim them trees?

Me: I'm good, dude

Him: *sees my hoodie* You an #athletics fan?

Me: Yessir

Him: I grew up with Jordan Díaz

Me: Oh?

Him: Three HR at Yankee Stadium

Me: YESSSSSS

Him: We was losing our minds lol

Me: You free on Friday?

Us real ones know

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YOU GET IT

*taps sign*

Julio Rodríguez on some Franklin Gutierrez shit in CF tonight lol (If you don’t get this reference, you don’t know ball) #athletics

Wow. Late arriving crowd in Seattle to see the AL West’s best catcher tonight #athletics

#athletics pregame show and broadcaster Shooty Babitt started a soliloquy with “trickeration” and ended with “*spit sound* SPIT ON THAT THANG”. He’s a national treasure

The first guest on my Fancestor podcast stores butter in his cabinet and not enough of you make fun of him for it

Oh, no

Look i know this is meant to rage bait me, so just know that when the Mayor of Toronto Cal Raleigh gets his OPS over .600, it is ON.

Ooooooh, the char on that tortilla is sexy as hell lol

Out here (anonymously) name-dropping like The Game, man lol

Not up everywhere yet - still waiting on Apple - and I don't wanna do links until it's accessible everywhere, but if you want a soft opening? You can find The Fancestor podcast on Spotify and a few other places. Not one, but TWO current MLB play-by-play guys have heard it/liked it! You might, too!

This ain't a Johnny Bench ball, brutha SEND SKEET