tbh most of the sidequests kind of railroad you into being a bad guy. The whole setting is pretty grim

Selling off a couple last characters to put towards refunds
feel free to DM an offer

This is unironically one of the hottest things you've ever drawn.

Eh, what's the difference, when you think about it?

How has no one made horny fanart of the quest where the dragonborn gets hypnotized into eating a guy, btw?

Like, yeah that quest is really disturbing, but that's never stopped some of you freaks before

I don't have to pay a monthly bill to listen to a CD.

It was fine for a long while, but I feel like screenshots of racist twitter posts are getting more common again, so I guess it's time to dust off that block button.

The weather is getting warm, which means that I am once again on a quest for a new hat.

Every year I find one that is almost perfect but not quite. It is my white whale. -_-

"Zero, why has it taken over a year for you to to finish drawing your new ref sheet?"

If this thing is even slightly off-model I will simply combust.

UMBERT ACTUALLY! EPISODE 2!!!

What ever happened to Club Penguin?!

#UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation

I very seriously considered skipping Wizards and Glass when I realized the *entire* thing was a flashback and I was gonna have to endure the whole book without Eddie being a smartass -_-

The third one was the best one, tbh

Doesn't matter, got drip

In the old days I thought Skyrim had a karma system like Fallout, so I skipped the daedric quests.

This time I've sacrificed at least 5 people to various demons in exchange for cool loot.

Am. Am I the baddie?

“authors have no obligation to listen to the opinions of their readership on how the work should progress” does not mean “you aren’t allowed to criticize the work” it just means the author doesn’t have to obey feedback from the general public. Like hello

FOREST BROWN - 17 left
GONE FINISHIN’ - 10 left

Once they’re gone they’re gone!
(Use code 50BEAR50 for 50% off a hat when you buy undies!)

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Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

"People will never mosh to microtonal music"

Angine de Poitrine: "Hold my nose" (translated from alien)

I've been assigned a printing that *literally* needed to be done yesterday.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

It's that time of year again! Time for my favorite seasonal guessing game: Allergies Or Illness?

I'm quite partial to =D myself.

“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view.

Workers I spoke to are pissed.

I know I say this every summer, but this time I actually have a clothes budget to back it up:

I have *got* to dress faggier this summer.

You can tell it's spring time because my neighbors are being assholes outside instead of just being assholes so loudly the noise carries out of their windows

Was really hoping it wouldn't get warm until after I've moved to a place that has functioning windows, but oh well.

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