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"If your pussy's wet, wipe is dry" is going in the vocabulary book for me.

sentences are being sentenced that has never sentenced before in the history of sentenceing

I am leaning very heavy into jinminimoni now in particular

Thank you for your vote ami 🫡💜💜💜

I would love to but idk if I have it in me to juggle all that right now 😭😭😭
It might be kinda interesting to explore how each tannie helps him though. It's on the table.

Nmdndnd I like that better

Well... a pack fic might actually be pretty interesting tbh. But idk if I have it in me right now 😔

Ndnndnd i'm laughing so hard. Why does it fit so well? Did we just decode the lyrics?

Gimme that August D
Gimme that hyung-nim's cream

I'm a poet

jungkook at a video shoot in 2014 talking about how he wants to get a tattoo

currently thinking of this baby, and how much he would love the future self he has become🥹

🫡💜 noted thank you for your vote spong!

Frick now I kinda wanna do minimonijin

Thank you for your vote 🫡💜

Guys let us say that I was planning an omegaverse Jimin fic where he deals with postpartum body imagine issues and working through them. What pairing would you want to see for it?

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Jimin has a doll arm tied to his waist??

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD 😭😭😭

I already have a little story planned for that myself actually. Great minds think alike :3

😭😭😭 his babies would be so cute and he'd raise them to have warm, tender hearts just like him!

Jimin from the Arirang on tour Tokyo stage. He is in his all black leather outfit. It has ruffles and belts and rivets all over. He is looking down with his eyes closed and singing into the mic. His hair is really long and pulled into a half-updo.

Jimin from thr Tokyo show again. He is in the exact same fit but he is facing forward and this time his hair is down.

Are we ready to talk about the fact that Park Jimin is the David Bowie of our age? Are we ready to acknowledge that he is a fucking Rockstar with absolutely insane vocal range and a stage presence like no one else? Can we discuss this? We're witnessing history here people!

Mdnsndlkdnd she wants him pregnant NOW! Yesterday in fact!

I fear she already has many many times over. She gave him that ASS

I would hit rosebud a billion times and buy him everything he ever wanted

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

I hate it when this happens. He probably fell through the floor and started swimming right after smh my head.

It's even better because the person who said it was talking about twilight, specifically Bella and Edward boinking it.
But I agree, carnal knowledge sounds much better. Or Aphrodite's blessing as I sometimes say.

Baby birds are some of the crustiest creatures in the animal kingdom. I love them.

i don't understand bluesky people who pretend to be on the left but absolutely hate poor people and complain about people asking for money. hating beggars is actually just standard reactionary stuff. it's weird to know about systemic economic inequality and still be doing that.

I just saw someone describe sex as "performing biblical knowledge" and idk what to do with all of that.

He has to hide them so I won't eat them 😔