Pasch Spice

so do POGs double as milk caps? like could you seal a gallon of milk with one if you lost the cap

a drag king named lincoln bio

do they sound like they’re speaking english with a french accent or do they sound like they’re speaking french when they’re really speaking english? i think OP is looking for examples of the latter

going back in time but to make the Wordle guy sell to somebody less harmful, like Exxon

need this as a printable actually

photo of a loaf of wonderbread on a pink background but i’ve edited on the head and limbs of my little crusty white dog, alfredo

i made this

real talk, are we the dumbest people on earth?

woof. hard to be downgraded from star to sidekick in the obit. accurate, though

People talking about any socialist revolutionary: their utopian vision didn’t work out

Any socialist revolutionary writing: this is going to be very difficult and a very long and hard process and we will make many mistakes and the capitalists will be ruthless

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes prosecutors

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what problem

"Fact: [Cops] never should have came to my house in the first place. Fact: If they hadn't have came to my house, they wouldn't have put themselves on the video camera and in my music career. All of this is their fault, and they have the audacity to sue me. These people, and you, are the predators"

BREAKING: Elon doing MST3K 'for real'

my next bong rip is for u

thank you! unfortunately now i’m part-time so it’s lower. fingers crossed for next year lol.

this is a little unfair cause i was using take home pay and im pretty sure the example in the article r gross so its a little off. i also live in an underfunded area. but still.

we’ll see if i stick it out! lotta ppl on my field quitting rn

the photo is NY

oh, wow. 2 years ago i think i made $27,000 as a full-time teacher in california

fucking insane that u need the pharmacy employees to know how much u love the gestapo

crop-dusted an old lady at CVS who hand wrote “GOD BLESS ICE” in sharpie on the back of her red fleece jacket

me in a green hoodie and my crusty white dog, alfredo

just a butch and their dog

It feels great to work yourself to death for pedophiles who are unable to describe what a grocery store is

imessage conversation: Lauren: Today 8:28 AM A student has a grape on a string and I was like "what is that?" and he goes "it's my pet" Lauren: and then another student asked "what's his name" and without hesitation the first student says "Grape" and it took me out I can't stop laughing Me: that's so silly so glad i'm not a "no food in class" or "no toy on your desk" teacher cause id miss out on moments like that Me: as long as they're paying attention they can walk Grape up and down their table

my best friend and i both teach middle school

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

this is quality bayposting but i have not curated a regionalized following

the dumbarton bridge. it is concrete and visually uninteresting.

the san mateo-hayward bridge. it is concrete with a weirdly big hill at the start and a bunch of rebar in the foreground.

the shots of the golden gate bridge and the bay bridge before every commercial break might’ve led some viewers to believe those bridges are near santa clara; they are not. they should have used the dumbarton bridge or perhaps the san mateo bridge oooh scenic