Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran

How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran - The New York Times
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

Thanks for sharing your time with us. Enjoy what's left of the weekend! Cheers! 🥃

Alright guys, way too late, but here we go! Ask me anything, 30ish mins, gogo

@Benny Johnson clown shoes. TikTok video by GoodTrouble

BENNY JOHNSON just tried telling us that 13,000 people died at the hands of illegal immigrants in the past year. The correct number was 29. We proved that more people will believe Benny. Even though it’s a direct lie. Why? Because he was the first one to say it.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8g95Jee/

“They’ll never close the Strait again” lasted a solid 10 hours.

Masterful negotiation (read: market manipulation) from Trump

Who's responsible for deadly antisemitism? Everyone will hate the answer A new report makes clear how profoundly both the left and the right have failed to address a growing crisis

Who's to blame for antisemitism? Everyone will hate the answer – The Forward
“Twenty Diaspora Jews died violent deaths because antisemitism remains a lethal force in the world — a truth that the left, across the globe, needs to do a significantly better job addressing.”
forward.com/opinion/8195...

Alligator Alcatraz phones were cut off. Then the beatings began, court docs say One attorney wrote in a sworn declaration that officers broke a detainee’s wrist and “pepper sprayed everyone.”

www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

Iran is a country run by religious fanatics.

Meanwhile: Trump’s spiritual advisor. 👇

The Woman Who Knows Too Much: An Interview with Amanda Ungaro Last week, Melania Trump issued a mysterious six-minute statement from the White House podium in language couched in legalese, denying that she was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and threatening “those ...

amanda ungaro interview with courier news
epsteincoverup.us/report/the-w...

It’s frustrating, but not unexpected, that the administration has continued to downplay China and Russia’s involvement in helping Iran target US troops.

If/when this ceasefire fails, I would expect to see a big initial strike from Iran - they’ve had plenty of time to plan.

H/T: @acyn.bsky.social

“National security is not a blank check to proceed with otherwise unlawful activity”

Quote of the year?

The God-Honest Truth About Israel’s Death Penalty Bill Repeat killers, hostage deals, and media spin led Israelis to a breaking point.

The God-Honest Truth About Israel’s Death Penalty Bill
Repeat killers, hostage deals, and media spin led Israelis to a breaking point.
DANIEL GREENFIELD
APR 3
open.substack.com/pub/futureof...

Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress.

We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.

Kanye West and the industry that keeps handing antisemitism the mic - The Jewish Chronicle It’s time the government and the music scene got their act together and enforced a zero-tolerance approach to anti-Jewish racism

Kanye West and the industry that keeps handing antisemitism the mic
It’s time the government and the music scene got their act together and enforced a zero-tolerance approach to anti-Jewish racism
April 10, 2026 13:55
www.thejc.com/opinion/kany...

Wasatch County Republican party releases statement after chair arrested for allegedly waterboarding 16-year-old The Wasatch County Republican Party released a statement after their Chair was arrested for allegedly waterboarding his 16-year-old family member.

Oh Those Darn Republicans…🤨
David Nephi Johnson Wasatch County Republican Party Chair arrested & charged w/1st-degree aggravated child abuse after allegations he forced a 16-year-old relative’s head into water GOP temporarily shifted leadership to Vice Chair Patty Sprunt
www.abc4.com/news/crimes-...

What a rambling, incoherent bunch of psychobabble

Hungary’s voters spoke out forcefully against far-right bullshit and isolationist policies.

Good.

Iran’s regime is obsessed with Jeffrey Epstein Child-sacrifice idol burnings, AI videos of Trump in bed with minors and “Epstein class” invective are all part of Iran’s information assault in the war

Iran’s regime is obsessed with Jeffrey Epstein
Simone Saidmehr April 12, 2026
forward.com/news/818098/...

Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% “DEI hires”—not all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .

President Trump suggests he could be president of Venezuela #shorts #foxnews #trump YouTube video by Fox News

www.youtube.com/shorts/0Xdui...
Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

"Every outgoing president leaves the new one a letter. Sleepy Joe left me one that said 'Please sir, bomb Iran.' We don't agree on much, but my one regret? I didn't bomb the hell out of Iran." — Senile Satan, war criminal suffering from narcolepsy

A note to ex pilots, SOF guys, etc:

Maybe shut the fuck up about the intricacies of SERE training.

It’s great that the WSO was able to escape and evade, but you don’t have to tell everyone how.

Turns out, he did come back with a comically swollen right hand.

Looks like a water balloon with a terrible makeup job.

H/T: @atrupar.com

#25th www.thedailybeast.com/trump-trigge...

TikTok video by bostonsmalls

Check out bostonsmalls's video! #TikTok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gRLdDH/

If you’re lost behind enemy lines, we will move heaven and earth to try and bring you home alive.

If we can’t do that, we’ll move heaven and earth to bring you home anyway.

That’s the promise, and it’s non-negotiable.

I’ve been worried about the WSO all day. Glad he’s safe.

And after 47 years of terrorist attacks we know diplomacy doesn’t work.

We’re launching four astronauts to the Moon tomorrow for the first time in more than 50 years!