Hey! Do you mind if I give you head? Can I give you head? I'm about to give you so much head! *pours your drink poorly*

me watching an intense promo building up to a ppv match: “oh they’re going to fuck each other RAW and have lipstick stains all over each other”

tbf ridge racer type 4 is the best racing game on the ps1 and i love it to bits ever since i played it for the first time a number of years ago

the sooner you realize that wrestling is just live choreographed sex (*especially* deathmatches), the sooner you reach true enlightenment

i love this guy and his regulars omg

Some Bocchi for today

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

a crt monitor displaying an image board, drawings of angels stretch across the vermillion frame. a caption reads, "make it worse. repress. die, suppress. (a girl made of bias. insecure, sickly thing.) a pathetic, nasty spark of an existence. (discard every piece) that isn't perfect. (every piece) that doesn't suit the male gaze. (every piece) that isn't white. (become) a nothing person. devoid of personality or interest. you will not be loved (in this place, unless you are this dishonest.) (unless you are defined by that awful, ugly shape.) abuse yourself."

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Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku Ils and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.

Person holding an antique flare gun "it's old. But it still bark!! 💥"

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

tracking down the ceo of misogyny and killing that cunt

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I offer an expansion:

i perceive you holy shit do i

Blackheart Lio Rush grinning at the camera unsettlingly

Illustration of wrestler Lio Rush

we all love olive!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE OLIVE <3

actual mood wow yeah yeah totally am not gay and yearning

An illustration of Fiolina Germi from the Metal Slug series. She's sitting in front of the SV-001 Metal Slug.

Fio!
#metalslug

Happy 30th, Metal Slug 💚

false super saiyan goku

also i want yall to know i am the number one false super saiyan defender
this is the most wackass form in dragon ball history and for that i fucking love it
maybe its just bcuz i think the goat goku (early) deserves a cool transformation
but its just weird and cool and fun
PUT IT IN SPARKING ZERO

I accept illustration commissions via Discord. Please feel free to contact me regarding original characters, fan art, or anything else.

Nancy Argentino was done wrong by a number of people less by incompetence but more in a desperate attempt to keep TV wrestling in Allentown by people in Lehigh County.

art of a pink red panda in two poses, one where she is raising her paw and the other with her back turned. another drawing is her as a chibi she's wearing a purple tank top, dark purple undies and stockings, Long socks, and a pink sweater.

it's Andi! she's a red panda

polycules are the podcast networks of bluesky

i will~ the longer i’m on hormones the weirder i get and i couldn’t be happier

A doodle of Kos sitting cross legged with a gas mask on. She looks excited! Text reads "Kobold w/ weed sensitivity at the orgy, waiting patiently for the puppy girls to finish shotgunning so they can fuck."

It's that day again, folks~

Just me reminding you that some of us out here get some shitty migraines if exposed to fumes.

Have fun blazing it, but please give a bit of a shit about who's down wind of you <3

at my therapy appointment to keep the streak going

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legit debated making this post for like 3 days because i feel terrible asking but is anyone able to spot me a bit for gas? ty ily ko-fi.com/tesstevy