I return home to have Charlie stuck to my ankle, yet again.

Thank you!

Tori Amos songs are all I need in my playlist right now, and for a while.

There was a time when I made all my Christmas gifts.

I once found the musical ‘Hamilton’ to be inspiring. Years later, I send the YouTube playlist of the musical to anyone who mentions narcissistic personality disorder, or says their ex is a narcissist.

I wonder who else sees the instructive value that I see.

Boys can be baddies too.

First thing I thought was, “Where did he get those shoes?”

The unsquashed triplets!

Yes. It is the only affordable city in Texas where I can practice criminal defense and be self-employed.

Basically, you blinded her with science?

Threw in a little bit of matcha. The drizzle is black sugar syrup.

I will never forget the eeriness of reading ‘The Exorcist’ by William Peter Blatty the week of law school orientation in an unfurnished apartment. I purposely left the lights off and read the book in the middle of the living room, with a flashlight.

It was awesome. But I wouldn’t do it again.

I realize I’m the only one in this house who uses the couch.

I'm 34 years old and admittedly enamored with these Skullpanda thingies. Also, for Halloween, I've decided to be a cross between a Labubu and Frank from the movie 'Donnie Darko.'

I’m downtown again, in what I call my “painting leggings.”

Still trying to figure out what attracts so many people here. Is it just the feeling of “being downtown”?

I slammed the back of my head against the windowsill yesterday. I have plenty to go around.

So… do you guys go to chiropractors?

Autumn weekend:

I'm tempted to move to the Medical Center in the next year or so. I'm a sucker for stale nostalgia.

Icy blue:

“Doglet” is a better word than “puppy.”

The face of glee:

*Hands you this*

personally I would be mildly ashamed if I didn't have professional enemies, because it would mean I was conspiring against the public instead.

AI correctly described my dog as having a “cheeky grin.” Does this mean I should use AI to draft motions and briefs?

Are you one of my clients?

Today I went to the library and checked out four books (two novels and two short story collections). I went to the park, sat on a bench, and finished one short story collection early in the evening.

I do not regret this one bit. Maybe I should do this once a week or something.

We're still making fun of people more than a decade after unflattering yearbook photos were taken?

"Anchovy" is a funny word.

It is Saturday. It is sweltering.