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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Most FPS games do not resonate with me. But for obvious reasons, I’ve been champing at the bit for this one.

Dipper the corgi, brandishing his new sword, charges towards the bonelord. He dramatically leaps into the air, raises the sword, and brings it down for a mighty swing. We then zoom out to see the tiny Dipper and his little sword very ineffectively Bonk against the top of the giant bonelord's head. The bonelord holds him in his hand, looking skeptical, as dipper looks sheepish.

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Remember, we’re on this earth to fart around. There is no HIGHER calling. You probably already work too hard. Let yourself be a lazy sack of crap.

If that’s true, I just feel bad that they’re just turning into Owen and not doing anything about it. At least publicly.

Happy weed day to those who celebrate.

Nothing feels better than the cold weather starting to beak and feeling the warm air on your skin for the first time of the year.

Ouch. I’m sorry. Sounds rough. I hope you get to a point where it’s easier.

But that wasn’t that path. Be proud of yourself.

Maybe I’m a freak. But TV Glow, and Beau is Afraid are both films that make me feel GOOD. Like a cure of depression and anxiety.

It gets cooler and cooler with multiple viewings.

If an llm is melting your brains, you’re probably not very bright in the first place.

Chicago Catholics don’t back down! Like the time my uncle challenged my dad to a polish sausage eating contest that one time when the power went out, and they didn’t want them to go to waste.

a cartoon of donald duck with a fairy costume on ALT: a cartoon of donald duck with a fairy costume on

“It’s going to come back! Just keep refreshing!”

Whoever is doing it won the internet today, good sir.

Reddit is saying that Trump or
Musk is behind the attack here on bsky to hide the truth, m’lady. Hahahaha. Fucking morons.

I’ve always hated it. My couch is millennial gray only because they had no other color options.

I honestly didn’t even notice it was that colorful until people started saying I looked nice.

Why do people think that colors are for children?

My guess is that PNW people aren’t used to seeing outfits that don’t t have at least one piece that’s black or grey.

I went to the eye doctor and the bagel shop, and got FIVE whole compliments on my outfit. So I guess I’ll show y’all,

Some Polly Pocket Lint doodles and useless lore 💪🐰🥇🩷🐇🔍

I’m sick, baby. Im sick. This just makes me want it even more.

Just keep hitting refresh like a good addict.

Sure, most haters of trans people simply don’t like us. But when it becomes a lifestyle. There’s 100% something else going on beneath the surface. And not one reporter has ever tired to scratch deeper with any of these assholes.

The thing that gets me about these celebrities and public figures who have become morbidly fixated on trans people over the last decade, is how the media treats their unhealthy obsession like it’s simply a casual opinion.

Yes. We moog the competition!

Nope. I read about all a while ago on instagram. Basically trans person at a party with him played dumb, pretending she didn’t know who he was. Says he flirted with her. In the comments there was one other trans woman claiming she hooked up with him.

I’d like to announce that Sweet Beans Comix is now an AI company. Money me, please.