Great idea.

Because banks never do anything shady or harmful.

RFK's sounds hangry.

You're not your when you're hungry - someone go grab him a raccoon dick before he passes out.

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They're still still super-pro-Israel after Bibi dragged us into an unwinnable quagmire in the ME that has alienated every ally, blown up the energy markets, slaughtered thousands of Iranians, burned billions and spread into a multi state conflict that threatens expansion into an actual world war?

Florida Man no longer able to afford Florida - will be moving and from now on known as Alabama Man.

Maybe if she gargles with Drano and broken glass she'll sound more like RFK Jr so he can understand her better.

What could possibly go wrong with not vaccinating soldiers, sailors and marines who live and work side by side in extremely tight quarters?

Having whole units go down with the flu at the same time is def not a tactical liability.

It's almost as if we live in a patriarchy.

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"Steady leader"

The SPLC took down the Klan - which explains why the Trump admin hates the SPLC.

Lemme see if I have this right - the CIA was running an op inside Mexico to take out a cartel lab in coordination with Mexican LEO - but WITHOUT telling the Mexican president?

The Onion is straight killing it.

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The Onion is straight killing it.

They're completely incompetent, yet going toe to toe with a superpower and still standing?

They didn't have another way to coordinate and their government is decentralized to survive decapitations.

Pretending your enemy is stupid is a losing strategy. Why attack a site Trump doesn't even use?

That is not an answer. They may be a murderous totalitarian regime, but they've shown no evidence of being deeply stupid or cavalier with their resources.

They use valuable energy and human resources attacking any site. Why waste those resources attacking a site that gains them nothing?

"reflect shifting moods and negotiating tactics toward Iran."

"Shifting moods" and "negotiating tactics" is a funny/polite/peculiar way of saying "tantrums" and "death threats."

Why waste resources attacking Bluesky?

Why not DDoS the Nazi bird app or Truth Social?

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"What he has lost is not his sense of decency or decorum - he never had those - but any remaining sense of control."

lol, and the Washington Examiner is a billionaire owned right wing newspaper! Billionaires who own news outlets are Trump's main constituency!

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He said "lead the WORLD" in electricity production.

So I gave stats on GLOBAL electricity production.

You're talking about US energy production.

"All options are on the table - everything from blowing Iran to hell and gone to blowing Iran off the face of the earth."

The whole world economy is on life support because of one man's insecurities and tantrums.

Kash Patel's head is already on the chopping block.

And unless there's some kind of miracle in Iran, SecDef Daydrinker won't be far behind.

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Dr. Ernest Moniz served as United States Secretary of Energy from May 21, 2013 to January 19, 2017 - he is a nuclear physicist who taught at MIT for 20 years.

They have two real estate hustlers and a guy famous for f**king a couch.

Not on Wall Street or in the White House, that's for sure.

Coal provided 33% of global electricity production last year - while renewables produced 34%.

But I'm willing to lie about the stat if it means this dickhead dies today.

Why the rush? Boots is only like what, two centuries old?

John Kennedy is making perfect sense.

I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Iran Offers Citizens $7 a Month in a Bid to Cool Protests

"Up to 1,000,000 Toman per night..."

They're paying protesters $7 and they're actually showing up?

What can you buy with $7 in Iran? About 1kg of beef, 3 kg of rice or 5 kg of chicken, apparently.

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