Well, shit. I guess backing up fellow fascist criminal Bibi wound up being more important than that Nobel Peace Prize. Get ready, folks. We are about to be fucked like we can't imagine.

Photo of Senator Alex Padilla, being handcuffed on the ground after approaching Sec. Kristi Noem.

This is disgusting.

If this is how they treat Alex Padilla, a United States Senator, how do you think they’ll treat you?

This ‘College Protester’ Isn’t Real. It’s an AI-Powered Undercover Bot for Cops Massive Blue is helping cops deploy AI-powered social media bots to talk to people they suspect are anything from violent sex criminals all the way to vaguely defined “protesters.”

AI-powered entrapment bots designed to help the authorities identify people whose rights they can violate. This future sucks.

It's well past time that we start seeing some young primary challengers to these fossils who are under the mistaken impression that we still live in the days of "my friend across the aisle."

Ain't going to be no NATO left if Trump gets his way. Maybe a EuroArmy, but they're going to have their hands full on the Eastern front.

They'll be normalizing and sanewashing all of this by the time Monday rolls around along with the rest of the quislings in our spineless, billionaire-owned media.

You can't shame the shameless.

80+ years of building strong partnerships with our allies, all of the trillions of dollars and blood spilled in doing so, and this compromised psychopath flushes it all down the toilet in one day. There's only one guy who benefits from this: Uncle Vova. This. Is. What. Treason. Looks. Like.

Can't really blame him.

I knew from the moment it was announced that this meeting was going to be a setup. Stagecrafted like a damn reality show to try to humiliate Zelenskyy. Trump has no more plausible deniability; it is now clear as day that he serves Putin and will gladly destroy all of our hard-earned alliances.

Goddamn, for someone I've never met, I loved that man. For all the shit in the world, we are still a better place for having shared it with him for the time we did.

Trump's ego was part of it. But my bigger disgust comes from him showing the world in no uncertain terms that he serves the whims of his master and fellow thug in the Kremlin, and to hell with all of our hard-earned allies. We can no longer be trusted.

Don't hold your breath...

A global pariah state.

Trump's meeting with Zelenskyy was a setup and a trap from the get go. Good on him for not giving in to Trump's thuggish shakedown attempts. If it wasn't clear that Trump is working for Putin before, it should be now. We cannot be considered a reliable partner by any of our former allies anymore.

Buy the most expensive ticket. It's what Bryan would do.

Read up on the Technocracy movement that Musk's grandfather, Joshua Haldeman (the guy who decided to move the family to South Africa to benefit from Apartheid), was involved in. Rule by a cadre of self-appointed "genius" elite who know better than the rest of us proles... sound familiar?

The anti-humanity techbros would love it if we were all like them.

It works for every New Yorker cartoon, so I'll use it here: "Christ, what an asshole"

"Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Eat my shorts!"

"Yes! Eat all of our shirts!"

Awww, I already knew that!

Here's how I know I'm in my fifties: my mowing-the-lawn playlist is nothing but the Kinks, the Jam, and Elvis Costello. Those neighborhood kids have no fucking clue how cool this old fat white guy wearing cargo shorts and earbuds is.

...That said, the McMurrays are probably television's finest depiction of a "lifestyle" couple. They're the Tom and Bunny of small-town Canada.

Letterkenny is kinda just every character saying their catchphrase in 50 different ways every episode. Or contrived wordplay spoken in a way nobody speaks. Followed by a huge slow-mo fistfight set to a banging soundtrack. And I say this as someone who *likes* the show.

Nazi dorks fuck off

I mean, Trump is literally in the WWE Hall of Fame. It's kayfabe all the way down.

"Oh, that? No, that was a *Roman* salute." --every MSM outlet, normalizing actual Nazi shit for some goddamn reason.

"Bad precedent." Like we're not in for (knocks on wood) four years of daily bad precedents.

I dunno. Sometimes, you gotta stuff a dork into a locker when he's being an obnoxious twat. And I say this as a guy who has been stuffed into his fair share of lockers.

Cocaine.

Underage prostitutes.

You care more about these things than your now-finished political career.