Sitting here at Bennu thinking about how Epoch may have made a mistake discontinuing their wifi.

Have you even read about the fall of Rome? Yeah, it was this hilariously stupid. We are right on track.

Keith Urban is gonna keep dancing at the Pink Pony Club? Yeah, I bet Nicole Kidman has problems with a husband who hangs out at the gay club....

I'll give you 10 dollars

Cheney died yesterday.

And the world lost nothing.

Current mood

Wait, what? The world is missing a racist and homophobic fascist fuck tonight?

How horrible.

The most amusing part is Netanyahu offering up prayers for Charlie Kirk. Someone needs to tell him about Kirk's attitude toward jewish people.

I guess God decided we'd all had enough of Jimmy Swaggart's shit.

You had one simple instruction to follow.

11

Hegseth says that strike was months in planning. We know for a fact that that's a lie, because nobody heard a damn thing on Signal.

Is that not actually a moose?

Fox News
Israel vows vengeance after Iran targets hospital with ballistic missile Thursday

Oh, how ironic. I'm sure Israel has never destroyed hospitals.

Dear Israel,

If all your neighbors hate you, maybe it's not just them.

Huge parking space, tiny car. Can't possibly fuck this up, right?

Ouch.

Watched Wednesday season 1 recently. It was pretty good. Kinda like the Harry Potter movies, but wifhout having to deal with the story's creator being a total asshat.

Damn. The final season of America is off the chain. I can't wait to see how they wrap this up.

Okay, so... a while ago
1 There was hail.
2 It came in sideways.

Stay safe,  Austin friends .

Oh, wait. I forgot for a moment. Those people aren't WHITE enough. Never mind.

tRump just recently went after the president of South Africa over unsubstantiated claims of black people persecuting white farmers.

I'd just like to know when he's going to have a similar meeting with Netanyahu about his fully documented killings and displacement of the people in the Gaza Strip.

Just got back from a bike ride. It's a very pleasant night, temperature in the 70s. It would be nice to get chores done without blistering heat in blinding sunlight.

Seems to me like the decision to be a diurnal species was a bad call, and I don't like it.

Left dangling there for TWENTY MINUTES.

I love that people could have helped, but chose to let the jackass hang there.

India and Pakistan both have nuclear weapons.

Sleep tight.

Greta Thunberg, ídola

Just got a confirmation email from SCI that I have indeed graduated from their welding program.

Well, then. Now I just have to decide what I want to set fire to first...

Looks like a duck to me...

I don't know, but it definitely make Dr. Frank a Disney princess.

I think maybe some of the staff at Amazon need remedial English lessons. For instance, someone there doesn't know what "today" means.