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Posts by Hoff Matthews
Tired: microdosing psilocybin
Wired: watching the intro to Freaked every day www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCJN...
Bob Dylan questions Senate Majority Leader John Thune 🎵 #cheapfake
(guy who always takes an anxiety med when he has to meet up with his father) ugh i had to raw dog my dad the other day
Joe Biden's portrait unveiled 🖌️ #cheapfake
A google search, "Where is Scott Adams buried" and the AI result: "Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert comic strip (born 1957), is still alive."
Great news
Fredric Brown’s The Lights in the Sky Are Stars—what a novel!
4/15/16: Donald Trump sees a dummy at his rally #cheapfake #10yearsagotoday
President Trump on repeating words ꩜ #cheapfake
4/5/21: Joe Biden on big blue bottoms 💵 #cheapfake
4/4/06: George W. Bush on Ramsay Snow 📺 #cheapfake #20yearsago
These newer seasons of The Simpsons are wild.
If anyone’s still interested in Timothee Chalamet discourse I am now reading an Italian novel from 1996 in which a character declares that cinema is dead, like opera. This is in response to his friend asking if he wants to go see Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
President Trump forgets something 🩲 #cheapfake
Secretary of State Marco Rubio on what Ryan said ❤️ #cheapfake
This but instead of tapes “Vimeo links”
Tom Homan on returning to Washington 🤔 #cheapfake
Mercedes Schlapp also yelled at her crowd for not immediately booing Joe Biden. These CPAC folks gotta work on their cues
Donald Trump asks if people know who I am 😎 #cheapfake
3/22/11: A phone call from Barack Obama ☎️ #cheapfake #15yearsago
3/21/06: George W. Bush on leadership 🇺🇸 #cheapfake #20yearsago
3/21/91: Bernie Sanders on the dollar bill 💵 #cheapfake #35yearsago
“Future Rage” by Little Fills, pt. 5 of 5
Featuring @coolandnice.bsky.social
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Pete Hegseth on the war in Iran 😵💫 #cheapfake
Trump’s doing fossil fuel phaseout. He watched How to Blow Up a Pipeline and thought “I can top that”
“Future Rage” by Little Fills, pt. 4 of 5
Featuring @melsideponytail.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @hireddivas.bsky.social, @jwordfish.bsky.social
3/21/86: Ronald Reagan on teachers 🧑🏫 #cheapfake #40yearsago
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt caught on hot mic 🎤 #cheapfake