the world just doesn’t want to see me succeed I stg 😔

recorded my form doing knee raises at the gym and honestly the most concerning thing was the gait of my walk back toward my phone… like…

Aye! My mantra has been I want a pair of man milkers of my own before I kick the bucket, and I’ve been working out for what like 13 months now and man progress is slow ahaha

yes please 🙏

bulgarian split squats… which means I’m sweaty as fuck, s*icidal, and h*rny all at once

there’s a new guy at my gym. Which means that i now think i need a boyfriend who is 6’2”, slim, has nice biceps, and wears a roughly size 12 shoe. If this is you please contact me immediately

the vibeeeeees ❤️

i would like to be sluttier on here but I’m too shy 😔

Healing up nice man!

decided I need a boyfriend who is 5’9”, dark brown hair, hands too big for his frame, and has thick hairy legs. I may or may not be describing a man at my gym. But, if this is you, please apply

Surprised no one’s said it yet, but Jessie Ware - “What’s Your Pleasure?”. And also Honne - “Warm On a Cold Night”

look I’m glad for what low-dose oral minoxidil has done for my hair, but ngl when the doctor told me “unwanted body hair” was a side effect I really wasn’t expecting the copious shaft hair I now have to regularly deal with… the price one pays to keep the Norwood reaper at bay

I would say generally it doesn’t matter if I’m feeling a little sexy or unsexy. But if im feeling really unsexy I’m quite likely to actually be a bit depressed at that moment and that alone kills libido. Second order effect. You feel unsexy = depressed mood = low libido

it’s 10:56pm and my back really hurts

I just know the tall 30-something nerdy otter at central station platform 22 could fix me

definitely need to work harder on captains chair knee raises then, I’m a long ways off from hanging leg raises I fear, my shoulders give out before my core does 💀

Sounds like I maybe need to add push ups to my routine… 100 of them may kill me tho 😭

oh my god I need you spill your upper body routine right now

fucking friedddd

all the scary jacked people have gone home so i can take a photo now

I’ve literally rewatched the entirety of Peep Show at the gym

perfect day for gym and irritable bowel syndrome 🙂‍↕️

reminiscing of a time when I was carefree, my body still worked properly, and a guy sniffed my pits like a feral pig on the dancefloor at arq. those were the days.

attempting a maccas run despite every joint in my lower body feeling like it’s going to break apart. nothing gets between me and the mcnugget

first tinder match in a week unmatched me before i could even say hello 😭

i have been arrested by the Erskineville gendarmerie for wearing kmart thongs instead of birkenstocks

I thought my minoxidil + finasteride stopped working when I suddenly started losing a lot of hair quickly not long ago, but it turned out it was a temporary condition called “telogen effluvium”, stopped on its own after a few months. Could be that?