If it is ... an unquiet house.

And completely skirting around the😬 I bet.

Post you, in another country.

Which jobs are actually long term going to be replaced by not artificial intelligence, in the long run, when all the bullshit and hype has died away? Not many.

He's like Romesh, a seemingly pleasant enough everybloke who has done well for himself. I do tire of the same rota on all the 'Two Comedians On A Jolly Abroad' and 'Have I Got News/Music/Words For You' programmes though. Which is why it's great to see new faces on SNL UK.

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me."
"Down in the dumps?"
"I dunno. I haven't been yet".

Nah that's Grouty out of Porridge as a young woman

Happy Birthday, Nicholas Lyndhurst!

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed.

The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues.

Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

Are you a doctor?

'Yackety Sax' from Benny Hill would also work.

Paedo Goggles, to give them a more accurate name.

Now we do have that in Donegal as well just sayin like

Sure where would you get it

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Slightly altered Johnny Depp cologne poster. SAUSAGE.

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Everyone involved in a magic performance knows the score ffs.

I think you mean 'psychics' and 'mediums'.

Gary's got plenty.

Since You Arrived In the 2 minutes I just spent here, the world did all of this. A memento mori for the internet age.

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Blake. He looks at least forty to me

I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

EVER wondered who it is making those smells in the next cubical next to you? Simply whistle a catchy tune such as the A-Team theme and wait for the smelly bastard to reveal himself back in the office with the tune stuck in his head for the rest of the day. Irish Chris, Northwich

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Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

WD40 everywhere

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Porsche 911 been doing it for years. These are still a solution looking for a problem.

Midway 'Boot Hill' arcade game, where two cowboys shoot at each other in front of the hill.

Midway 'Haunted House' shooting game.

Oddly, the very first coin op or video game I played, aged 8, in 1978. Boot Hill. The painted backdrop with the cemetery, the ghostly cowboy flying up when shot. Some old electromechanical games too like Haunted House.

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