🗣️ Mom they’re hurting my feelings again

Imai stressing me out like he’s been on this team for years

🗣️ASTROS WIN!!!

Abreu don’t

Man this is way more fun than losing 🥳

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN WALKER

This is insanity.

Sick of pretend baseball, ready for real baseball.

Bunny check-in

So teeny 😭

I love the one that dove into the middle of the pile. His little tail 😩

Our lawn guy knocked on the door to tell me he found a nest of baby bunnies in our backyard and I love them so much 🥹

This looks like the perfect day 💕

The applying of product directly from the pump to their face makes me want to claw my eyeballs out.

Boring ass game

This is amazing 😂

Fuck ICE

I am so in love with this halftime show 🇵🇷

GAGA!!

I’d be very on board for this

I forgot about him 😂

Remember that year all the Super Bowl commercials wanted us all to be good dads? That was weird.

Haha, they had the best halloween episodes! I’ve now learned my lesson 😅

Something is wrong with the switch, we’ll have to replace it, but I will definitely be unplugging it if I have to clear anything from now on!

I’ve been sticking my hand down my garbage disposal for decades without a second thought. Today it came on by itself while I was in the living room. Never again. 😩

I discovered it out of necessity in college when my grandmother would give me homemade tortillas to take back and I didn’t have a comal… but I had a toaster oven. So good.

It is elite!

They think I’m Rebecca for some reason?

Threads is everything bad about Facebook, just with people I didn’t go to high school with