It's always the hope that kills. Thanks Arsenal

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

I never doubted you, Hammers! ⚒️

the Commander in Chief of the most powerful navy ever assembled is begging other nations to send ships to help open the Strait of Hormuz, which is barely 25 miles wide.
This feels very 300 except instead of diamonds and gold chains our Xerxes is adorned in Filet O Fish wrappers and an adult diaper

a man is holding up a west ham united flag in front of a window . ALT: a man is holding up a west ham united flag in front of a window .

Ok West Ham. Do your thing against Man City

Arteta, we are all you in that moment 😭♥️

farm to tablespoon

Accurate

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The annual retelling of him eating green bean casserole outside his in laws house. Tradition!

This can't be real.....can it?

Thomas Partey charged with 5 counts of rape Thomas Partey charged with five counts of rape and one of sexual assault. The club had continued playing him for three years while under investigation.

Most days, being an Arsenal fan is something to celebrate.
Today is not one of those days.
Today, I am ashamed of my club.

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Pontius Pilate:

The jokes write themselves

Lisa Simpson presentation meme

Adding two impossible meats to a stew is just adding two extra vegetables.

This is the plot of Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Lightly fried fish filet?

Community meme. Britta saying, "I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at delaying the Switch 2 preorder." With Shirley replying, "You can excuse racism?"

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Wait.

And the dog died too?!?!?!

🧐

Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sánchez. Bezos is in a tight fitting shirt, heart-shaped sunglasses, tight white pants, and a white belt. The shirt has a red, gold, and blue pattern in the style of a kitchen backsplash. Sánchez is in a two-piece, sparkly outfit.

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

like why would they zoom in like that 😭 #ncaawbb #wcbb

Lol or breakfast for tomorrow