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Y'all are savage...

My internet experience today is probably all downhill from here!

Good for these veterans! They understand the concept of winless wars better than anyone!

That made me smile, thank you

BREAKING: President Trump buys Joe Rogan an ice cream cone, before taking him to a go-cart track.

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

😂😂😂😂

Russia tried, and thankfully failed, to take out my friend and wireless collaborator Sergey 'Flash' last night.

A jet powered Shahed (Geran-3) drone took out his house but only managed to wound him.

I just sent him good wishes and some Gloria Gaynor
youtu.be/ihUF8pbphbk

Guilty as Charged

Feel that burn!

Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April

👏👏👏 Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Reported in Russian media: Since the beginning of 2026, more than a thousand hotels, sanatoriums, and glampings have closed in Russia.

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ALL This…

Trump is privately grappling with the risk of sending troops into danger, knowing some won’t return.

Midterm Problems...

Lindsey Graham: “We’re going to hit Iran harder than that tequila hit me last night.”

He's literally going to try and out-Pope the Pope!

Happy Caturday, even though I'm a dog person

Way to play to the audience, Donny!

Want to know more? No, me neither!

I've got that Friday feeling!

As it is written

You cannot make this shit up!

BREAKING: Marco Rubio has been relieved of his duties as Secretary of State and resigned to a more integral position in the Trump administration.

#MarcoRubio #DoorDash

Blessed be the Spiteful

Trump clearly believes in the Hollywood gospel
🙃🤣

Racoon dick needs to STFU. He's grossly misinformed and what he's doing is dangerous. He has to go.

Bias, much?

Axel Springer SE, is acquiring The Daily Telegraph, outlined mandatory “core values” for staff including:

There is no such thing as neutral journalism.
We support the right of Israel to exist.

Axel Springer also owns media groups like Bild, Die Welt, Politico, and Business Insider.

Love this! Cat-holicism wins! I'm feline that it's Cat-astrophic for Trump fur sure! 😏🐾

All in a Single Week!