Billionaires bullying billionaires and we’re supposed to care. What a time to be alive.

Crazy that we’re illegally deporting 2-year-olds with cancer. Crazier that we only care enough to bitch about it online.

Fallout Boy’s tracks during the credits for Frozen 2 and during the opening credits for Spidey and His Amazing Friends have given me a whole new appreciation of the band.

At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

i’m of the view that it would be genuinely idiotic for the white house to invoke the insurrection act if it wants to stay in power. if you are going to call out troops to confront throngs of protesters, you need to be extremely confident that they will obey every order given to them.

This seems helpful to no one.

What to do if the Insurrection Act is invoked With the Insurrection Act looming, now is the time to learn how it might unfold and the strategic ways to respond.

What to do if the Insurrection Act is invoked

With the Insurrection Act looming, now is the time to learn how it might unfold and the strategic ways to respond — including the power of ridicule.

wagingnonviolence.org/2025/04/what...

My 3yo told me he doesn’t like seashells and that limpets are “yucky.”

My heart shattered, and also, he hasn’t even met a limpet. Damn.

This is going exactly as intended, though.

Right, MIKE WALTZ’S “theory” that he himself later debunked by admitting it was his fault.

Texting me is cool because I don’t respond for days or weeks so when I do it’s like receiving a letter in the mail. Very bespoke. Very old-timey.

#motivation

It’s LinkedIn: Go for the gold

I was all excited to ask you what kind of adhesive you use because one of the balloons on one of my Ambush Bug pages came off and I don’t know what to use to put it back on.

Then I realized you probably weren’t talking about paper. 😂🤦

Please take this down. It’s factually incorrect and in a time where freedom of the press is in jeopardy, we don’t need this kind of nonsense fanning the flames.

we believe we are special and we simply are not

Put me down for a dozen. We’ve got a big freezer.

I did my usual viewing ritual for a Kansas sports team (refreshing Google every 15 minutes to see the score), and I’m sorry.

The Monkees - Me & Magdalena (Official Audio) YouTube video by The Monkees

I don’t see anyone here talking about the crazy-beautiful “Me & Magdalena,” and that’s a damn shame.

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You save SO MUCH on A/C by living under a rock.

I also enjoy music. Is that what we’re talking about? Music?

Never thought I’d be living through the second post-credits scene of America: The Movie

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

It’s also just really, really, profoundly stupid. These people are another species.

My bad! Sorry, I fly into a blind rage every time I see even one of their names.

This sounds like it could have been ripped from the headlines this week.

Starlink is Elmo, but yes.

You just described the amazing/great/horrible “Justice Night” soundtrack.

I think it’s pretty clear:

The people want to know how you’re going to vote specifically on cloture.

This kind of vague word salad from politicians is not cutting it anymore.

I’m sure I speak for at 53% of Americans when I say: What the fuck, other 47% of Americans?

Trump just spoke to the media about buying a Tesla and said he hopes it boosts Tesla sales.

In response Musk claimed Tesla will double US production. This is unlikely given declining demand for his cars.

This is just two corrupt oligarchs scratching each other's backs.