Babe, I really need you to prioritize counseling. Go today!
It's a priority, babe! But I can't today. Watching Star Wars.
How about tomorrow?
Sorry. Empire Strikes Back.
Day after that?
I guess so. Return of the Jedi kinda sucks anyway.
I saw this movie
4 white guys shocker
sowing reaping
screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"
screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."
listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"
Hi NYT just a quick note I have the deed to the Brooklyn Bridge and I'll sell it to you for $400k dm me honey
he's going to franchise tag his wife isn't he
I've heard from credible sources the real reason the trip is on hold is that Pakistan needs more time to put plastic on its couches
saving this for the Bezos-produced Trump biopic starring Kevin Sorbo: "expurgée de toutes les accusations de pédocriminalité"
I guess John Lynch isn't the only one using AI
to whomstever said that dumbass quote, please explain why there aren't robot players in the ATP and WTA
James Dolan knows where you are
you know who's gonna get drafted
happy 4/20 to all who celebrate
I was more of a cornballer
amazing hockey convo at the first period break of the Bruins game @awfulannouncing.bsky.social
same energy
Same energy:
lady making that reel
just asking Grok to combine The Bell Curve and the Dylan Roof's manifesto into the style of an annual report
people Glennnn
having
fun
even chuck schumer like "dude that's hacky"
