when life is good i don’t like looking at the internet

women in chain mail

penny

this woman on campus just made eye contact so sharp with me it pierced my soul jesus christ

i should have asked for her number

when i went to qc city w my qc friends almost everyone switched to english as soon as i tried speaking 🫠

i love rocks

unfortunately, i am as smart as them

two gems in a geode

english equivalent is adding “but i don’t really know tho” at the end of what you say

gives you immunity

woah been a year almost since i used this

i’m weaving, sure, but you’ll never ever catch me fucken bobbing

“make it stop”

kamron1 is my discord if any of you use that

looking at the profile after you made it and just staring blankly at your phone wondering where it all went wrong

leprechaun mob farm

alchemy>chemistry

will you eat all the food and drink all the cider? then complain there’s no more food and cider?

third time this week..

Raking leaves 👎
Ranking leaves 👍

throwing m&ms at the elderly like bread to ducks

the power of coffee compels me

sieging the state of pennsylvania to grow my kingdom

i live within the realm of ohio

adderall kicked in while i was watching youtube NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

S for skittles

lots of ppl think i’m standoffish or unfriendly bc of the stories the villagers at base of the mountain like to tell to scare travelers but if you just take the time to hike up to my hut you’ll find i’m actually quite hospitable and welcoming

yeah i’m throwing stones but what does that have to do with my glass house

why does every coffee place put an unholy amount of sugar in their chai

the only tool you’ll ever need

eating an entire apple tree, branches and all