Fair and balanced

How’s everybody doing?

You guys excited about Zohran?

I think I would be a solid B+ boyfriend.

Too many damn libertarians over on Twitter

The Obama post presidency is great because that guy was president AND he watches tv and movies like I do :)

I’m going to the girlfriend store. Does anyone need anything?

Playing solitaire on the computer is very depressing to me. Hard to think of a worse way to spend my time in life.

Logging some hours into Microsoft influencer

I’m referring to this app as Microsoft influencer from now on

I use twitter but I don’t really make new friends on there much anymore

Chickens coming home to roost I see

Mixed reviews so far

Wow this could be considered ableist to color blind people

Do y’all notice how expensive everything is now that Trump’s back in office?

The thought of cutting SS/Med is enraging

No this is bad, if adding billionaires to the cabinet saves money, it will become an incentive to do it more in the future. Everyone in government needs to take their salary so that it is accessible to average people. This is the reason why Trump refusing to take his salary was controversial

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They’re just jealous

Sorry we were acting up

Easiest way is to turn it into a question. Most people get nervous and confess when asked, but if their conscience doesn’t kick in just start reading back weird passages

Sometimes a cat just looks very cerebral

Nothing irrational about that

Debbie does Dallas

Kind of have respect god. That mfer is pretty hard

Inspiring

It feels disrespect to Magic Johnson

I like the art here