I'm so fucking bored

Lol this is a bluesky account

When your mind's eye/is full of family guy

That's a gooooooning

I'm talking bout the quote tweet lol.

If you know this many details you're lookin a little too long not to be suspect, dawg.

Why aren't dudes cuter. Why have I never been lovingly and skillfully jacked off. Why is the universe so full of mediocrity

Should have said build

I need to fuck or do crimes, preferably both but life doesn't give you everything.

Need to find a love so strong I'd hide a body for it

Feeld is such a broken ass app lol

Daryl ruined my teenaged life with "Suck on the end of this dick that cums lead"

On the twos

having no object permanence and getting scared when i put my dick in a pussy

Oh it'd be fun to make things worse for you 😇

😘

I think several of us daydream about your pretty little asshole on the reg

Farted out a question

😌

The lord is sending me signs

Date photoshoot w/haus goals @hausofholes.bsky.social

I'm weak to this

I must imagine myself as happy.

Haven't bled in a fun way in a w h i l e

many such cases

big sacks for big pains

Sweet little lovemarks

Yes, I am legitimately unwell and that is unfortunately part of the appeal.

oh my god that splotch of paleness on her face oh lord

Hogging all the male loneliness for myself

You get a month away from 36 and start wondering if your pessimism has robbed you of the opportunity to have a good life.