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halloween is so fun because it's like. the one day i can carve pumpkins in the middle of the street and barely get any weird looks!

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maybe that something evil will happen? ??

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ᅠ𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪
ᅠᅠᅠ𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 ■■■■■

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getting real tired of these homos HASHTAG HOMOPHOBIC

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gooble goinkie dijibk

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well *I* do two gallons but if you've never had My Dish [tm] you're probably too lightweight for it, so i downsized it!

(😇)

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I'm willing to #WaitForIt.ᐟ

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i just think girls are neat

and guys

but girls? yeah.

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7 ibuprofen
2 quarts nyquil
1 tbsp battery acid
3 basil leaves

try my recipe

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oh don't get me wrong this is incredibly painful and i probably cant do this for much longer! it's just th

(pop!)

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the spectre was too much of a bitch to let me have my knife. nor the car battery and clamps i wanted.

`~.~`

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it can always get worse!

matter of fact; it will.

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i've gone through So Much Worse, Really.

a little magicthatmightimplodeme is hardly a risk

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well nutricious? maybe. also likely very liiiiike not food safe because i got them all off a random pet store's trash about. 2 months ago?

(shrug)

i'll keep the favour in mind. don't expect me to use it!

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> what a queer!

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(blues)

yeaaaaah...

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ㅤ(scrounging into. pocket? thing?? and pulling out a full snowball of snake skins. compressed and all.)

knock yourself out!

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mmmmm ...

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..

or get a lobotomy. same thing really.

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take a metal pipe to the brain!

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you like. have that thing where you throw your star

it's STUPID it's DUMBAAA

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i like to eat bugs

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ᅠᅠ₩Ø₭Ɇ Ʉ₱ ₴ɄⱤ₱Ɽł₴ɆĐ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠɎØɄ Ⱨ₳Đ₦'₮
ᅠᅠ ฿ɄⱤ₦₮ ɎØɄⱤ ₣₳₵Ɇ?

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big fan of that noli guy's music!

not such a big fan of 𝘩𝘪𝘮

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dont you ever bury your shame !

let the world experience the beauty of your gore.

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ㅤ(suspiciously puffed cheeks.)

...damn.

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ᅠᅠ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏

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four snake skins...

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