im joking crazy style if you know what i mean

poliarithmyia willingly not on streaming // soundcloud anymore contact via dm / email (alex{at}bealdhild{dot}net)

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#TomodachiLife

welcome home

Squarepusher - Kammerkonzert (2026)

what the hell is this person on about? sending tapes via the mail is mail fraud now?

just came back from the doctor. i stopped aging

boards of canada tomorrow

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

every year when april comes around i start to feel a certain dread

i think the idea of aging just scares me. there's times where i thought i shouldn't have made it past like, 14?

if i wasn't a pussy i would've said worse

a bunch of video editors are upset @ me on twitter cuz i said some guys video had way too much unnecessary motion. didn't know i was poking at a bee hive, geez

how liminal

It's Time to Take Down your Smart Cameras 😬 YouTube video by Benn Jordan

Meeting in the conference room at 10am ET.
Pam brought donuts and coffee. First come, first serve.

youtu.be/UMIwNiwQewQ

22 days
scary

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

Thank you to everyone who contributed their creations to HUMANITY's USER STAGES over the last 3 years. We were truly amazed by the creativity and ingenuity of the content our community shared. 🙏🏻

🐕🚶‍♀️🚶🏻🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏻🚶‍♀️

📖 https://humanity.game/news/1382

is this a sign to move somewhere else?

waow...

this is one of the many ways to 100% wii fit

im probably catching three suspensions on here the day it happens

in an age where we’re all dopamine drunk all the time i think its fair to be amongst the “snobbish cant-take-a-joke” people. i don’t want to be irony poisoned all the time, or at least i try and not be. i think i post more seriously here rather than in twitter. i actually *think* here

id argue 80% of those people, who have an account here but barely use it when compared to other social media [primarily twt], are the same people who will post things like “bsky is too serious they can’t take a joke lmaoooo”

i think its funny how many accs bsky has but how little people seem to post here. maybe it was just the moral [and completely justified, tbh] panic of elon buying twitter

but, honestly, it felt like a lot of people were being performative when “moving to bluesky”

ainnn mas breakcore e quando engrummit... enblubernus flerengus... apooliginlinas achungas... bibilopis fachungs

Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social)

"game where you magnify horses"

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Love all around me

— An album by Micah Callari. Made with love <3

OUT NOW EVERYWHERE !!!!!!
ffm.to/lovemicah

very disappointed with a hint on the puzzmo crossword today ngl

London’s location: Abbr. (3)..

like, for starters do you know how many londons there are?

and, for the answer, my gf pointed out that the abbreviation used is rarely even used to refer to this place..?

idk x/

i was forced to write in cursive and when i had to leave for a doctors appointment the teacher didn't let me get out of class because my handwriting was illegible. it was mostly because i was trying to get out asap because i, again, had a doctors appointment