oh god it’s been so long since i’ve last shitposted shit my bad i’ve been holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity and lost track of time

okay i have finally seen the musical biopic with the chimp and i can confirm that it wasn’t a flop because people didn’t know who this man was in the states but. it was actually because the movie. is bad.

multiple coworkers stated they perceive me as tough and were betting whom I’d win in a fight against. little do they know not only am i 5’3’’, i am… nervoos

Born to make human sacrifices in a foggy cemetery to appease the Old Gods, forced to answer emails.

I love playing games online where I’m just streaming to a couple friends watching me play something cause it reminds me of being a kid playing shitty early 2000s games on the family computer with my little sister sitting next to me and watching

Curious George finds a bottle of ether in the hospital, and gets curious about it.

The man in the yellow hat finds Curious George passed out, happy as a clam.

Years ago my wife got me a t-shirt with this delightful sequence from "Curious George Takes a Job". I wore that t-shirt out.

I’m sorry this is incredibly unhinged of me but I can’t lie, I find “For Sale, baby shoes, never worn” to be the funniest fucking bit. It’s so flexible. The jokes are infinite.

Cis authors: "My protagonist is a plucky, bookish young woman trying to decide which of two charming men to choose as the love of her life.

Trans authors: "My protagonist has successfully seduced yours. They're fucking now. It's VILE. She will never look at a man ever again."

You: “Good morni-“
Me: “Wyll is the only companion forced to share space with his abuser. Can you imagine if Cazador was chilling at your camp like it was nbd? No, because people would be rightfully outraged. But Wyll’s abuse is treated like a joke because he’s Black. In this essay I will-“ #bg3

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE February 13, 2025 CONTACT Gillian Branstetter, gbranstetter@aclu.org Tom Warnke, twarnke@lambdalegal.org BALTIMORE – In a victory for transgender youth, their families, and their medical providers, a federal district court today issued a temporary restraining order blocking enforcement of a Trump administration executive order attempting to shut down access nationwide to gender-affirming medical care for transgender people under 19. The decision by Judge Brendan Hurson was issued from the bench with a written order to come soon. The nationwide restraining order prohibits federal agencies from conditioning or withholding federal funding based on the fact that a healthcare entity or health professional provides gender-affirming medical care to a patient under nineteen. “Good and decent parents of transgender kids should never be in the frightening position of having their child’s prescribed, medically necessary care canceled at the whim and threat of a politician. But that’s exactly what President Trump’s executive order did to PFLAG families with trans youth and young adults nationwide,” said Brian K. Bond (he/him), Chief Executive Officer of PFLAG National. “Today’s decision rights a grievous wrong to our nation's families and children, and PFLAG families will be vigilant to ensure our transgender loved ones receive the healthcare they need—as this legal ruling demands.” “Forcing providers to withhold medically-necessary, evidence-based care not only threatens patient health and well-being, but also undermines the integrity of our healthcare system in its entirety,” said Alex Sheldon (they/them), GLMA executive director. “Today's intervention by the court underscores the cruelty and recklessness that is embedded in this order and affirms our commitment to resist the administration’s extremist agenda that targets trans and non-binary young people and privileges political ideology over medical expertise. We are hopeful that…

In the first week after the order was signed, some hospitals across the country — in Massachusetts, Maryland, Washington, Colorado, and Virginia at least — abruptly halted medical care for transgender people under age 19, canceling appointments and turning away patients, including some who had been receiving this care for most of their life. This prompted protests of support for transgender youth and in opposition to the order nationwide. On Feb. 4, a lawsuit was filed by the American Civil Liberties Union, Lambda Legal, the ACLU of Maryland, and law firms Jenner & Block and Hogan Lovells on behalf of transgender young adults and adolescents and their families whose health care has been disrupted by President Trump’s order. Also joining the case as plaintiffs are PFLAG National, the nation’s largest organization supporting LGBTQ+ people and their families, with over 550,000 members and supporters and nearly 350 chapters across the country; and GLMA, the country’s largest organization of LGBTQ and allied health professionals. "Across the country, this unlawful order from the president has sown fear among transgender youth and confusion among their providers,” said Joshua Block, senior staff attorney for the ACLU’s LGBTQ & HIV Project. “But today’s decision should restore both their access to healthcare and protections under the Constitution. Providers who’ve suspended healthcare for their transgender patients should be left with no doubt that they can lift those suspensions and continue to provide healthcare and act in their best medical judgment without risking their funding or worse. “The president’s orders sought to take away from transgender young people the very care that they, their families, and their medical providers all agree is best for them – medical care that is evidence-based and well-established. But these decisions are for patients, their families, and their doctors to make, not for politicians or Washington bureaucrats,” said Omar Gonzale…

Incredible news!

The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order.

The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care.

ACLU statement here:

Anyone at work today: “Oh how’s your pain?”

me with chronic pain which is normally my issue but instead my issue today was falling down the fucking stairs like an idiot: “Oh just dandy! :)”

i’m trying so hard to get into this book about a smart wizard girl being sent to serve a small rural town until I realized that’s just the plot of My Little Pony’s first season

Few things make you look worse when getting made fun of for your Baja Blast preferences than pointing out that your current lemon lime slushie is green and a delicious Baja Blast freeze is teal

"We have to allow this [org/shelter/hospital/school] to erase the trans community and comply to save everyone else"

Absolutely not.

I will not allow my community to be jettisoned to save yourself. Yes, if you don't, other groups may suffer, and you might too.

But we are all in this together.

Like 8000 different groups are doing a shitton of small but important work to resist right now and it is far more useful for you to get plugged in with one of them than it is to wonder aloud where the protests are

a real fun part of slipped disc recovery is that lately, by evening of most days, my legs are starting to get tingly and go numb. so if you’ve ever wondered where i am on a saturday night it’s probably home managing that lol

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

You do not have to consume every single tiny piece of bad news in order to be a good person. It’s ok to miss things. Traumatizing yourself isn’t the same as activism. Bearing witness to the point that you’re paralyzed with fear and horror and fury isn’t going to help us get through this.

AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time

Harrow the Ninth cover painting done by meeeeeeee

Proof that my partner did not get a canvas of rizzo the rat for their birthday, I made dis, also have the Gideon cover background done just need to paint Gideon

#harrowtheninth #gideontheninth #lockedtomb #wlw

The tiktok on my partner’s phone: “Picture this-“
My partner with aphantasia: “No.”

WE ARE STILL IN THIS.
Wipe your tears.
This is the difficult business of hope and defying expectation.
We do not give up.
We run through the tape.

Y’all aren’t allowed to throw in the towel until I do. 😉

Big breath. Locked in. Let’s do this.

Tattoos are fun because for the next week after getting them I just spiral wondering if the artist was just hyping me up by saying the spot was painful and I sat amazingly or if I do actually have an absurdly high pain tolerance. Idk which one has worse consequences.

I have such an amazing group of friends to have been picked up for our night out cause I locked myself out of my house, had folks who were so nice to me at the bar I almost cried, then was given taco bell AND a ride back home while still very much not sober. I love my friends and my town 😭

can’t believe my new fav tattoo experience was waiting like 4.5ish hours for a flash tattoo with a bunch of friendly queer folk and finishing said tattoo at 11:15PM lol

It is now illegal

great news everyone i found the sword lesbian clerics in BG3 and will no longer shut up about them ever

so me and my pals are playing co-op Stardew Valley and i doodle some of the peak in-game quotes