A lady is pushing the 'snart' (soon in Norwegian) on the 'helg' (weekend in Norwegian) machine, indicating a powerful feeling of snart helg ('soon weekend').
Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.
Another win for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party
Trump definitely deporting her
November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife 12:20 PM • Mar 31, 2026
the thing with beverly hills ninja is you can make a fish out of water movie about a ninja in beverly hills or you can make a fish out of water movie about chris farley as a ninja but that movie is somehow both and neither of those things
priest: ok and does anyone have objections about the wedding
this is just to say
I have had an issue
fetching the posts
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on the timeline
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to doomscroll
forgive me
the takes were so hot
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🤣 HOW EMBARASSING! Turning Point USA overestimated the crowd size for JD Vance's visit by a HUGE margin. Less than 25% of Akins Ford Arena in Athens, Georgia was filled at this stop in their national campus tour.
This has to be wrong. The U.S. has the greatest healthcare system in the world. Doesn't add up.
France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.
Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars
The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.
Why aren't we doing this?
The Iceberg Theory, visualized:
I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist
America’s income tax is progressive The rich already pay more than their fair share.
the washington post @washingtonpost.com, a newspaper owned by the 4th richest man in the world (current net worth: $241,000,000,000+) says that rich people already pay enough taxes.
it feels like something a fiction writer would throw out because its too absurd.
this blue maga notion that you dont do anything in congress till you have every vote nailed down is the dumbest thing ever
GROW SOME BALLS!!!
"If he continues to murder people..."
Can't believe "Honest" and "Intelligent" are above a 4
conservative free speech is when they speak and you listen or suffer the consequences
I have to assume WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert is bucking for a job in the Trump administration based on her gross incompetence.
BREAKING: #RBNY kids get Mascherano fired
I think he should go all in on this.
I'm so shocked. Said no one ever.
Follow this thread.
Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today.
Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane.
1/2
Get ready for the first 2 hours spent discussing why they didn't wear suits and "How about a thank you?"
I'm also hosting a fan hub in my apartment for half of what SIS is chaging.
Is it too much to ask that just one person gets their very long red tie caught in an escalator that then decapitates them?
Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭
Still sounds like a dumb asshole to me
Movie title: The Beta Cucks
The Trump budget zeroes out $36M in Native Hawaiian education. The Alaskan Native program survives.
Hawaii went 60% Biden. Alaska went 53% Trump.
Policy is just revenge with a spreadsheet. #voteblue
