I’ll do my best in Vegas 🫡

BREAKING: A Closer Look at the King of Planets. 🪐🛰️

NASA has just released a new perspective of Jupiter so sharp it’s almost impossible to comprehend. Those intricate, marble-like swirls aren't just clouds—they are colossal storms, many of which could swallow Earth whole. 🌍🌪️

Isn’t it an h sound tho? Is the j in jalapeño silent?

Men are too emotionally unstable for the workplace

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Got his ass

Never ask a phish person for their opinion

It makes it a lot more doable to have no repeat songs or visuals

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

On a date

Them: Are you excited about anything you have coming up?

Me: Hells Itch at Field of Vision

burgers should be wider, not taller imo

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Also ICP is playing Mission the Saturday between

New to BlueSky, huh?

I’ll smoke some pots with you

Good googly moogly

Yall they have sour patch kids jelly beans

Got her ass

Do more than one?

Winning what exactly? It’s all eggs and bunnies. What does that have to do with Christianity?

Less than one month till heaters in Vegas

Babe

This is the most Denver car I’ve seen. No license plate and it’s a Subaru

Spite is for sure the easiest way to get in really really good shape

Also shout out to this man and his molly hands for keeping this up for three sets

Being right at eye lever with the laser water line and watching the dolphins that I thought were projections for at least a minute “jump” out of the water is the most joyful I’ve ever felt. Until they released the whale and then I lost it hahaha

Because we pay the manufacturers and then give away the weapons

I like when women bark like a seal during sex

The Netherlands just launched a platform in the middle of the North Sea that converts wind electricity into green hydrogen fuel without the electricity ever touching land.
The NortH2 offshore hydrogen platform sits 200 kilometers off the Dutch coast, directly connected by underwater power cables.