make sure you remember to milk your 🐐 frequently and forcefully ❤️ @fursecuted.bsky.social

of course I post this when bluesky decides that pictures are no longer allowed on this platform 💔

me: amiibo are so expensive nowadays idk if I wanna collect them anymore

me the instant there’s splatoon amiibo:

splatoon raiders amiibo I think I’m gonna break my legs

I’m gonna forget about this and then the next time I comm you you’re gonna send me a 10gb jump scare….

I bought NAS recently and while it’s so expensive to start oh my god… I am never using a cloud service again…. I can store 8tb of coat images on this thing….. the pawsibilities

part of me wishes that too but I know if it were like that…….. I’d probably want to pull my horns out……

heh.. take a look at my objectively correct pokemon opinons..

right?? I was getting away with it a lot in earlier tiers with focus sash and rock polish but it fell off like instantly 💔

dude glimmora aura farms so hard when you use hyper beam 😳😳😳😳

I feel like in dms I’m so much more expressive with emojis and punctuation but on public posts like this I sound jaded and sarcastic about everything. it’s like code switching except instead of doing it out of societal pressure I’m doing it because I’m gay

thinking of walnut gyatt today

spent almost all my resources just to get this jpeg of tadatomo and breke on the game’s home screen. I dont even care. don’t fuck with gacha gamers we will sacrifice everything for pictures

oh my god.... instant preorder.....

I bought cable extensions on a whim a year or two ago and it turned out to be a good investment because who peed on my psu cables????

CM for @fursecuted.bsky.social

POKEMON MASTER SEX

Skeb

for reference I’m 5’6 (167cm) (you are probably taller than me)

went to the doctor today and I can finally say that I’m no longer underweight for my height…. by 2 pounds… it only took 28 years……..

I wish I could come home to chugou saying 我来了 to me every day

neither of them gaf in that first picture but it’s okay it’s like your cat not knowing if it weren’t for you they’d be dead

it was so worth it. love and blessings and peace on earth

triggered much? not my fault you’re a snowflake… why don’t you go back to your safe space libtard !!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!! I like to uwu sometimes too!! got you guys soooo good

I like to :3 and :D and sometimes I even like to -w-

Worship the paw 🐾

the concept of being a person whose first thought is “I gotta take a picture and post this on r/mildlyinfuriating” whenever something inconvenient happens

I love you for YOU astolfo I will 120 both of you one day

astolfo is such an amazing well written character but he’s so misrepresented in all the femboy memes of him it’s kinda sad