The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Virginia Redistricting Referendum

YES has taken a lead in the vote count

76% Reported:
🔵 YES – 1,183,559 (50.1%)
🔴 NO – 1,180,004 (49.9%)

VoteHub has called the race for YES.

This fucking guy.

re SPLC paying KKK informants:
"The SPLC was not dismantling these groups. It was instead manufacturing the extremism it purports to oppose by paying sources to stoke racial hatred,” Blanche said.

That is an odd accussation.

This is shameful

They're saying it's the most unbiased poll question ever. echeloninsights.com/insights/apr...

This is a veiled surrender.

a woman is running towards a sign that says polls are closing soon ALT: a woman is running towards a sign that says polls are closing soon

Time is running out, Virginia voters. Polls close at 7 pm 🗳️

Epic TACO

Subpoenas were issued in probe of Russia ‘conspiracy,’ then DOJ clawed them back, sources say The Justice Department sent subpoenas to witnesses, and then withdrew them, in its investigation of former CIA Director John Brennan for his role in the Russia investigation.

Breaking MS NOW:

The Justice Department has begun withdrawing several subpoenas that had just been issued in the criminal probe of former CIA Director John Brennan — revealing the confusion and disorder within the controversial investigation.

This gives the impression that we are begging for negotiations, it makes us look weak and Iran is no doubt emboldened by it. Their parliament is drafting legislation to enforce permanent Iranian control, and this is their soft-line position. The US is adrift.

Kushner did this last time during Trump's first term. This is what happens when we let them get away with it.

Rep. @repyassansari.bsky.social: “Naked, open, brazen corruption. The Trump administration is guided and shaped by it… Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law, is shaping US foreign policy while simultaneously soliciting billions from the same foreign governments he's negotiating with.“

Sen. Elizabeth Warren asks Trump Fed pick Kevin Warsh if he has investments tied to the Trump family. He won't answer directly.

For decades I have been preaching that we in Germany need to take responsibility for defending our own homeland and Europe, and, unsurprisingly, I got a lot pushback for this stance. Yet, I have been holding my position. It fills me with pride to see that this stance is becoming mainstream.

For the love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and to restore and preserve the freedom our forefathers fought and died for, the War Department will DISCARD AND REJECT the woke prohibition on shitting in our drinking water. AMERICANS SHIT WHERE WE WILL.

WATCH: “This is a power grab. That’s all this is.”

@votebo.com rips Johnny Garrett & state Republicans for attempting to seize control of Tennessee airport authorities — and says he is not Johnny’s friend

Doesn’t sound like the congressional hopeful will be missed when he’s gone😢

Marge gets it

“Minutes after voting for $300 MILLION for private school vouchers, Senate Republicans voted to cut $43 MILLION for diapers for needy families.”😳

Welcome to @GovBillLee & the @TNGOP supermajority’s Tennessee, folks. A budget is a moral document.

Experts are commonly paid for testimony, it is not illegal or amoral.

“Do you realize how ridiculous this is? Taxpayers will pay companies $166 BILLION in refunds because the orange man in the White House taxed them unconstitutionally. They don’t even have to drop their prices… Yet Trump says there's no💰for Medicaid/childcare.”

(H/T @evanjmez.bsky.social )

“Ready for some bullshit? You paid the the higher prices… They raised prices on you to cover the tariffs, kept prices high, and now they get the refund.

Also: 88 of the largest US corporations paid zero income tax in 2025.”

(From @attorneyryan.bsky.social )

It's official: The House has sworn in Democratic Rep. Analilia Mejia.

If you're explaining--or in this particular case, whining/ranting/raging/blustering--you're losing.

There's at least two dudes whose behavior is as bad as any one of these three.

POLL: 65% understand who to blame for ⬆️ gas prices (Trump)

I, personally, am here for discovery

Disappointingly, the actual malice section of Patel’s complaint does not contain a subhead entitled “Actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up”

The Atlantic responds to Kash Patel's $250 million lawsuit:

"We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend The Atlantic and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit."