Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Also, feels important to mention these days that this indie film was made by humans.

Language Matters Why English is so hard to learn Marlene Davis YOU think English is easy? Check out the following. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell 2. The farm was cultivated to produce down into a sewer line. produce. 3. The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the pres- ent, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend. 8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object which he showed me. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast. 18. Upon seeing the tear in her painting she shed a tear. 19.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Heteronyms These are brilliant. Homonyms or homographs are words of like spelling, but with more than one meaning and sound. When pronounced differently, they are known as heteronyms.

Marlene cooked with this one.

Aries New Moon Meditation April 2026 ♈️ Become the Version Who Already Has It (Neville Goddard) YouTube video by The Curious Yogi

For those who may need it... I adore this lady's work

youtu.be/wurhpmSttLI?...

This reminds me of Eugenie cafe. The coffee and a Madeleine. Very. Totally. Utterly. Missed.

But a P.M. coffee I'd take as some solace.

Sid Krofft, Co-Creator of Mind-Blowing Kids TV Shows, Dies at 96 The puppeteer and his late brother Marty partnered on 'The Banana Splits Adventure Hour,' 'H.R. Pufnstuf,' 'Land of the Lost' and much more.

GenX, pour one out for one of the architects of our childhood

www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

Cover art of a DVD featuring 8 pictures of the characters in portrait, each set against a red backdrop. #TheDeathOfStalin #iannucci

Feel like a large dose of this...

Such a moment.
I can still hear Mum imploring me to turn it down... but as I explained (illogically), "it's coming all the way from Norway; I have no control over the volume"

V-J Day | Life, Larry and The Pursuit of Unhappiness | HBO Max YouTube video by HBO Max

Hope this is LD at peaking LD levels: youtu.be/_Uq7dSxu9hQ?...

JOINT MEDIA RELEASE: Palestinians file legal action against the Minister for Defence to force transparency over arms exports to Israel Palestinian human rights organisations have launched legal action against the Minister for Defence, seeking the release of documents to determine if the Australian government has permitted arms export...

Critical legal step taken today to help end Australia’s export of weapons and weapon parts to Israel. Three Palestinian human rights groups, represented by @theacij.bsky.social have filed legal action to force transparency over Australia’s arms exports to Israel acij.org.au/joint-media-...

Oh no... even if you didn't have OCD you would wake every day hoping to make a match. Today! Today will be the day!!

Is there a saying about never knowing a single moment of joy? Or was it a line from a movie?

He's cursed and doesn't realise it. Hopefully the scales fall from all eyes.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch, Artemis II mission specialist, hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha, Saturday, April 11, 2026, in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California. Koch, NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman, Artemis II commander, NASA astronaut Victor Glover, Artemis II pilot, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, mission specialist; splashed down in the Pacific Ocean, Friday, April 10 at 5:07 p.m. PDT (8:07p.m. EDT). Photo Credit: (NASA/Bill Ingalls)

NASA astronaut Christina Koch hugs the Orion spacecraft in the well deck of USS John P. Murtha.

Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls

flic.kr/p/2s7aCi3 #Artemis 🧪🔭

Same... and we weren't watching a lot of telly at all. Just true appointment viewing.

He is soooo good on The Comeback.
A wonderful foil for Lisa Kudrow to engage with in Valerie mode.

Softening you up for something!

New republic of DanGary ...sovereign citizenship incoming.

Taken as a sign of things to come, I hope the return of "Integrity" ripples through more than just the Astro-plane.

Really want the safe return of the Artemis II mission capsule ->"Integrity"<- to be the overarching message we all receive.

If she feels the pressure, after the first 3 bars, the crowd takes over anyway. *singing* : Tooo day is gonna be the day...

Never a wrong time to start.

The irony: Guess who's more repellant.

39 years since he passed. 14.4.87

Amy Remeikis - Where It All Went Wrong Out Of Store Event

Brisbane - I love you. Avid Reader event has moved to a bigger venue - www.trybooking.com/events/landi...

@wolfierankin.bsky.social
Thank you so much for posting this... I am the product of a JS-M into Curiousity Show into Cosmos telly-diet (with plenty of Countdown, TV Ringside, Bellbird, Banana Splits and DrWho)

JS-M was the consummate educator. Spell binding and knew how to create a cliff hanger.

If only every such network release was greeted with:

"Curiosity Show 2.0, you say?
Sorry.. I misheard you."

🌞

Words to live by.

The conquer’d triumphs,
The victor has the loss