give it up for bat appreciation day 5

i hate that i put this garbage together and i keep thinking about it and giggling to myself

screw it. new pfp :))

i can't watch tng again its been too soon

i remembered beverly crushers sex candle again and gave myself a headache

FUCKING WHEEZING

ok I’ll do one engagement

you know people have sometimes told me i make good posts here and i refuse to believe it

CEO here (civil enforcement officer), basically, I hand out parking tickets. Most days a Tesla driver parks at the chargers and assumes the NCP parking charge is included in the cost of their electricity. Nope! Musks stooges get a ticket the moment I spot them.

thats right: i "know" how to "edit video"

i mean its probably just me. anyway,

huh. i wonder what that tutorial message is for

pragmata is a good ass game though. big recommend

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

this was not worth the effort

also what on earth is "hand smashed pizza"

new york city town baby! the large apple! go mets baby love da mets

still though $4.50 for a pizza is a fucking bargain. so what if some bonkers station management AI put it together based on a statistically averaged out idea of a new york pizza place

diane your menu is a little bit fucked up

i post westminster getting blown up a lot for obvious reasons but i can't believe i forgot about the time doctor who blew up downing street

i feel like short of voting everybody involved out of office as well as gathering up every newspaper owner and placing them on a small island which is subsequently glassed with a high intensity orbital laser there's not a great deal joe public can do about it. again, love to be proven wrong though

yes it was a consultation and not a petition but still, the premise is the same. and the consultation is about adding more restrictions to the OSA, not removing them as i understand it bsky.app/profile/moot...

anyway. as always the true solutions are clear

that and any attempt at reigning it in a bit would be seen by like 98% of the british press as sacrilege because why do you not want to protect children online? are you an illegal immigrant paedophile? well you must be if you're against this

i doubt anyone is going to give up this wonderful new power they've given themselves just because some of us online know for a fact its dogshit legislation but i would love to be proven wrong about it

seeing a post featuring "we have a chance of removing the online safety act" is perhaps one of the most naïve things i've seen with regard to british politics

like short of something very strange happening we're going to be stuck with that shit for a very long time

Been seeing a lot of LLM-generated sloptext on menus lately. You can tell because they say shit like 'a symphony of textures'. It's a cheese toastie, mate.