Laughing at the fact that even Bush said “nah that’s fucking stupid”

“Assist” at airports by standing around

Fetterman is the 3% lol

Wait, no Greenland?

What were the numbers in 2024?

At this point the primary polls are just name recognition

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We don’t need to *own* Greenland. Any and all Artic security matters can be handled with arrangements with Greenland/Denmark to build bases and mutual cooperation. Like we’ve done in the past. That’s how responsible adults did it. But now they’re gonna be hesitant to work with us going forward

“What’s Greenland?”: 36%

Is Curt Cignetti on the greatest coaching run ever? He’s turned one of the worst big conference teams the past decade-plus into easily the best team in college football #RoseBowl

Yeah I think Mendoza locked up that heisman

Finebaum refrains from simping for the SEC challenge (impossible)

Davante Adams was such a great signing for the Rams. He won’t generate a ton of yards like he used to, but he’s a big-bodied touchdown machine and that’s exactly what the Rams needed #Rams

Eckhaus is so much better than Potter, can’t believe he was the backup to start the year #WSU

Glad to see my decision to pick up Cam Skattebo and start as my flex is paying off quite well

I truly don’t understand why don’t have Jameis as the 2nd string QB, at least he makes games entertaining

This is the kind of game that the Chiefs would have inexplicably won last regular season. The Trevor Lawrence trip had the Chiefs in position to pull off another black magic wizardry win, but it seemed like Chris Jones gave up on the play

I can’t believe they went with Russell Wilson instead Jameis. They’d still be bad but they’d also be a more entertaining bad

The goal is permanent power. They have no fidelity to truth, democracy, or helping anyone but themselves

To be fair, she had to speed run an entire presidential campaign, but she foolishly relented to consultants which made her seem phony. I’m not against her running again if she avoids the mistakes of her 2024 campaign, but she has an uphill climb to convince the base

It’d be one thing if a large chunk of that money was going to CISA which actually does decent work, but no. CISA got DOGE’d big time and the current Trump admin doesn’t seem to care much about investing in cybersecurity

Something that is already causing headaches for software maintainers and security practitioners - people submitting AI slop as security vulnerability reports. A function mentioned in the vulnerability report doesn’t even exist

hackerone.com/reports/3125...

This meme from the first term aged like fine wine

I love to rub on both AI over-hype and AI doomsaying, but this ain’t it. ChatGPT is a general-purpose LLM and not really trained on chess strategies. Of course it lost. There are some great chess AIs out there

Where’d all the 2nd amendment anti-tyranny people go? I’m still waiting for them to fight back against tyranny. Are they all on vacation?

It’s the one time of the year the Bee decided to be funny!