Alan Sparhawk, Johnny Marr, William Reid

Did Stephen Hawking never consider that time travelers could just be introverts?

So many implications :)

1) my wife
2) my cats
3) my wife’s cats
4) my cats’ cats

Famous Star Trek fight scene between Captain Kirk and a Gorn.

How come the Gorn didn’t just bite Kirk?

I suddenly realized today that clearing my plate as a kid probably didn’t help those starving kids in Africa at all. It was all a lie.

A cat’s dream day is sunshine and murder.

Get rid of your human. Just hire AI. Then hire another AI to make that other AI slightly better but still instantly recognizable. Rinse, repeat, profit.

Ever notice that humans tend to kill each other for the dumbest reasons?

Does the press not know the difference between being fiery and having a tantrum?

That one continues hard!

The MCU (Manos Cinematic Universe):

Mano: The Hand of Fate (gritty prequel)
Manos: The Hands of Fate (the classic)
Mano3: The Foot of Justice (the misfire)
M4nos: Man-4-Tastic
Mano5: The Hands of Fate Generations

Mano
Manos
Mano3
M4nos
Mano5

I got the reference. But that’s obviously the sequel to Mano

Mano.

I’d travel the world it were closer. Within a 30 min walk ideally.

You can’t spell “Failing to meet the moment” without a m y k l o b u c h a r i s f a i l i n g t o m e e t t h e m o m e n t

What a bullshit note

You misspelled “feral”

Those were simpler times…

Having a morning coffee in Minneapolis searching if tear gas does indeed induce abortions

Turns out we weren’t thinking about the fall of Rome nearly enough

Is there a chuckling while crying emoji?

Timeless words written 150 years ago half a world away by Fyodor Dostoevsky

"that he has exaggerated for the sake of effect, that he has picked up on a word and made a mountain out of a pea--he knows all of that, and still he is the first to take offense, he likes feeling offended, it gives him great pleasure, and thus he reaches the point of real hostility."

"A man who lies to himself is often the first to take offense. it sometimes feels very good to take offense, doesn't it? And surely he knows that no one has offended him, and that he himself has invented the offense and told lies just for the beauty of it...

"Not respecting anyone, he ceases to love, and having no love, he gives himself up to passions and coarse pleasures in order to occupy and amuse himself, and in his vices reaches complete beastiality, and it all comes from lying continually to others and himself...

"A man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point where he does not discern any truth either in himself or anywhere around him, and thus falls into disrespect towards himself and others....

Mom: We have The Spellbinder at home

The Spellbinder at home:

This is the best thing I’ve this year