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Posts by Nick Portnell

Good. Glad to hear that.

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I'm quite shocked. I hope the freelancing is treating you well.

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You got sacked? I never knew that.

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It's a daily burden.

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Well they rightly deserve a good kicking for this incident.

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I find it disappointing that in 2016, the year of all the death, I was still of the opinion that only dickheads used social media so I missed all of your hot takes.

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Oh, bloody hell. Good luck to both of you.

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My abiding memory of Crosby was him occasionally liking porn on Twitter, probably not realising that it then appeared in his followers' timelines at the worst possible moment.

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@julesgray.bsky.social got it right when he said that the debut was 'Neil Young, formerly of Buffalo Springfield'. EKTIN is the actual birth of solo Neil.

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Bloody hell! I stand by that debut, I've Been Waiting For You is one my favourite NY songs.

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Those crunchy guitars aren't all that far away from The Stooges debut of the same year. A very underrated album in the grand scheme of things.

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Well, absolutely.

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Where the fuck is Barry Took when you need him?

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No, really! It's the least bad kind.

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I am slightly obsessed with H&S, so no chance of that.

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I know, you've mentioned it previously. I'm reliably told that we have the best kind of asbestos.

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Yep, and we do actually have asbestos in our building. It was built in 1902 and constantly tinkered with throughout the 20th century. All contractors have to scan a QR code that has all the details.

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God, yes.

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Indeed.

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BBC News, literally breaking.

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I've got my new boss coming tomorrow AND the head of Health & Safety. I have to try to look smart as well as being H&S compliant so I've just polished my safety boots.

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We have a shop in our town called Reading Bedding.

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His accents are brilliant.

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Have you listened to him reading his autobiography? It is just amazing. He doesn't hold back on anything!

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Dexys Midnight Runners Celebrate 40 Years Of 'Come on Eileen' | This Morning
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This is the pre-performance interview.

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Dexys - Come On Eileen (Live) (This Morning) (2022) (HD)
Dexys - Come On Eileen (Live) (This Morning) (2022) (HD) YouTube video by MadFranko008

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I don't really know why, but this clip just made me burst into tears. 1982 was only a few years ago, right?

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A lovely little dog.

A lovely little dog.

I just met this very good boy. His name is Chester and he is a 5-month-old Labrador. He is training to be an assistance dog, but is still a bit too young & excitable to complete his apprenticeship.

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He looks like a great cat.

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Linda & Richard Thompson sat at a table looking very sad.

Linda & Richard Thompson sat at a table looking very sad.

Monday.

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