Savvy Americans are stockpiling toilet roll before the White House buys it all for writing peace agreements on.

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I think “What would Nigel Farage do?” and do the opposite.

Trump's reasoning is that if he nukes Iran, nobody else will dare stand up to him, he can take over the entire planet.

They're trying to frame this as a positive, keeping out "undesirables" - but clearly it isn't, and it really is disgraceful that the rest of the football world is just going along with it.

Not yet.

We know Mandelson was compromised by Epstein. We also know that the US government is compromised. So it stands to reason that the US would want/prefer Mandelson as ambassador, and therefore influence and pressure would be put on the UK to appoint him. We don't know who else in the UK is compromised.

When I buy something online and then get bombarded by the seller for reviews and ratings, it puts me off buying from that seller again.

If you use a fish eye lens, does the fish it came from become a fsh?

Change it to Epstein, then everybody will talk about you.

Mine have gone back to Amazon.

I have made my porridge too sloppy.

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Why is the bloke in the McCains chips ad reading the packet instructions while he’s actually serving the chips? Surely it’s too late by then?

Thanks! I still prefer the Oppo Air3 though. And it’s definitely not worth £40 to “upgrade”

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The only people at my workplace who get spam emails and virus and malware alerts are the sales team.

You snooze you lose.

We'll just have to take your word for it.

Oh! I could put up with the path, but not the bird table!

If Starmer wants to survive, he has to start giving back as good as he gets. Stop the politeness. No more Mr Nice Guy. Attack Reform. Play dirty if he has to.
The green swing will come back if they see he's actually doing what they expected him to do when they voted for him.

I have decided to put a blockade on my street. I live on a cul-de-sac, and there are seven houses that have to pass mine to get through. So I'm thinking a box of jaffa cakes per return journey. Apart from the people at number 31. They can pay me a tenner. I don't like them.

I'm still convinced he's gonna nuke someone. Just because he can.

Convince your wife that your are insane by singing Jingle Bells whilst unstacking the dishwasher.
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I think a key point is that Iran knows that Trump will not be satisfied until he gets what he wants. And Iran can't give him what he wants, which is effectively control of the country, its infrastructure and resources.
So any negotiations and agreements are futile - Trump cannot be trusted.

Be cheaper to paint the door.

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆