Katy Perry is about to release her worship album.

Probably

Microdosing Easter by taking three days off aftercare after submitting you Daddy's will.

Celebrating Easter like the Disciples by also putting my fingers in a man's holes.

Microdosing the empty tomb on Easter by not having a man in my hole.

Microdosing Jesus on Easter by also being aroused on Sunday morning

Celebrating Good Friday by also being put on display naked and having people conclude I'm God's gift to the world.

Microdosing Good Friday by getting nailed in public.

BTW, I will be making my annual Easter euphemisms for you all to enjoy.

But before that, I'll be celebrating Maundy Thursday by having a foot cleaning kink.

I'm happy to announce my next book's title!!!

Coming to Christ: How the Touch of Jesus Took Me Over the Edge

I need people to stop saying there are no trans people in the Epstein files. Because I'm not convinced Caitlyn Jenner isn't in them.

So many people claimed "we are Charlie Kirk," but only Scott Adams was willing to follow through.

Philip Yancey didn't have an affair.

He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.

So... Through a series of events, I know know what it's like to sit in a puddle of oral numbing spray fluid.

the feminine urge to watch facism crumble

Umm, it's plain evil regardless. It's just more evil if you don't.

So far I've kept my New Year's resolution!!!

My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.

There's over 5 hours until midnight on the east coast,
you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.

They applied it to non spicy books

In Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men."

The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...

That word for womb is used 3 times in Genesis and it's only used for Joseph.

Also, I think it's a parallel to blessings for Inanna/Ishtar, who had gender expansive priest(esse)s.

Do you mean 25?

It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."

However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."

May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.

It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."

However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."

May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.

My Christmas pajamas are so cute

I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.

Consider the War on Christmas over

I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.

Consider the War on Christmas over

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Obviously they were about to go swimming on the fourth of July

FBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom

Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"

Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it.

"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.

Not much of a god...