Kamala Harris was a former prosecutor and Attorney General, she had a Sheriff featured as a convention speaker. Every major police union endorsed Donald Trump.

Good for them running those screens but, man, that’s a pretty terrible application of autotune on his vocals.

There's a good one to save for his trial.

Patel does not refer to his private jet as Ketel One.

I really hope that John Roberts gets told off to his face at least once a day. He needs to be rolled around in his decisions like they’re glitter-filled shits. Denied peace for the rest of his life.

It’s time to bring back an old favorite with a few changes.

Will billionaires blend?

I try with Indycar every year. The racing just doesn’t grab me. Long Beach has been an absolute snoozer.

😁 That’s Idaho-by-the-sea

It’s the taint of LA and OC.

I’d like to announce that I am currently showing an incredible amount of self restraint.

A post on Twitter from Pope Leo that reads: When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

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I want to open a 1970’s fern bar that only plays Steely Dan so that I can get a personally written cease and desist letter from Donald Fagen.

I’d call it Dave’s (of Altamira)

The Poodle Room is a members only club.

Who do you think paid for Kash’s membership there?

And it works!

It definitely should be Cadillac. Their yellow livery in IMSA was great.

What he says…

I do too.

FWIW, some years ago, he quietly helped a family friend keep their family business alive after the death of their parent. Stepped in and kept them shored up until our friend could take the reins. I stopped making Guy Fieri jokes after that.

“Fix your heart or die” works in a surprisingly large number of situations

Analysis | Instead of squabbling with the Catholic Church, President Trump must focus on what they have in common, such as a legacy of protecting pedophiles.

It needs to be so hot that I’m making bargains with god.

If you know Whittier’s history, that’s seismic.

“Oh well, he’s a successful businessman”

[digs in]

Athleisure is the canker sore of marketing words.

With the kind of turnover Red Bull has been experiencing, I’d be shocked if Hannah didn’t leave. It seems like RB is in the process a full rebirth cycle. I suspect a long fallow period is coming.

I’d love to see Fred pull off another surprise.

There better be a musical number.

I’m convinced that Sid and Marty are the reason my sibling and I didn’t grow up to be intellectually vapid MAGA chuds. Hats off to two gloriously imaginative geniuses. You did a world of good.

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Is the car OK?

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT

Seriously

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