Theory: Swerve will cost Hamgman his match against MJF, thus permanently eliminating a rival for the title.

Almost another arbitrary time unit completed.

Resolutions made for 2025: None.
Resolutions kept for 2025: NA

Resolution for 2026: listen to more grind and pv.

By fuck I have been masking hard this Christmas. So tired and done

A bit late but fuck it

I'm a bit of a flabby time being, so I was unprepared for my doctor complimenting my musculature while taking my blood pressure.

Wasn't done in a creepy "want some time being yum yum way", but it was certainly unexpected

Just a boring, stare at white walls and watch your eye floaters sort of day

Careful not to soak too much.

Was Mike Lepond the fella from Symphony X who fell down the covid conspiracy hole? Or was I imagining things.

*checks Mike Lepond facebook*

*gig notices, reposted dogs/dog memes, reposted now-deleted content*

Nah, he's in the hole

Top 5 Music Genres

1) Dissonant Death Metal
2) Old School Death Metal
3) Grindcore
4) Post-rock
5) Funeral Doom

Still stoked I got a simple recipe for chickpeas and pasta that,

A) tastes good, and

B) only requires pantry staples.

Spam, eggs, and rice is a winner

To be fair, no one should have enough bogan in them for that. I just like disaster meals as much as I like fine cuisine.

I got real world shit to do.

To the complete horror of all around me, I put twiggy sticks (Aussie slim jims) into my hot dogs. The ones you're describing sound like steps being skipped to me.

My gateway to Morbid Angel and one of the first Florida Death Metal albums I listened to. Unbeaten classic.

Everyone should have a niche of time and space outside the extant (?) that they know too much about.

Kinda wish I could have done something with my Arts degree. I don't regret doing it. Fuck no. I just wish I could have done something with it other than put it on a resume.

"And just after I got into the bath too."

Is Paul Levesque lazy enough to get Oba Femi and Omos tag together?

Ben and Holly'a Little Kingdom, except the faeries are from Pan's Labyrinth

Soz for the radio silence. My phone finally broke irrevocably, and I just cbf setting up all my socials on the replacement

Tik tok superstar and roblox magnate stuff

I'm a 15 year old entrepreneur/influencer?

Screenshot from reddit Highlighted heading reads: Top 1% Commenter Text reads: Please be careful with this kind of language as I'm fairly sure "bros" is going to be considered mildly pejorative by people who identify as bros.

Logging back in just to point out this dipshittery was posted 100%, 1000‰ unironically.

¹ not enough to be hospitalised, obviously.

Reminded of the time a pe teacher tried to get me (overweight with severe respiratory problems¹) to do sprints because they are anaerobic, so my difficulty breathing shouldn't matter, right?

Dante Chen stop jobbing when?

a cartoon character wearing a cape and a blue suit Alt: a cartoon character, Wylie Coyote, wearing a cape and a blue suit. Animation has him running straight off a cliff in a misguided attmept to fly like a superhero.

How my mood be from day to night:

If my mood could not fall off a cliff every time the sun goes down, I would much appreciate it.

People shouldn't be crowing too loud about the prospect of long term Leopards Will Likely Eat Your Face government. Better than Leopards Will Eat Your Face, but does that even count as a bar to cross?