Big news! I am officially fancy!

Now we’re talking!

They’re apparently more versatile than you’d expect.

Same. Yet somehow a hipster chef ended up with one.

They were going to fix the security issues, but decided the chance of getting caught made it more exciting.

I should have foreseen getting Editor’s Choice in the Quotidian Bagatelle “Crumbs” contest would result in friends and family rushing to claim “I always said your writing was crumby.”

Tapping Helmet in C B Bucknor-Umpired Game Now Leading Cause of Concussions

Tapping Helmet in C B Bucknor-Umpired Game Now Leading Cause of Concussions

Kristi Noem’s dog was gonna talk.

Major League Baseball Announces Plan to Reduce Pitch Clock to One Second Tick-tock, guys

ABS is great, but wait till the *new* pitch clock kicks in.

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Major League Baseball Announces Plan to Reduce Pitch Clock to One Second Tick-tock, guys

Get ready to catch up on your sleep 😃.

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Major League Baseball Announces Plan to Reduce Pitch Clock to One Second

Major League Baseball Announces Plan to Reduce Pitch Clock to One Second Tick-tock, guys

You’ll love the new and improved pitch clock. 😄

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I appreciate the actionable advice, but you forgot to list reviewers home addresses so I could barge in with my game for an impromptu game night.

“Why are you trying to win anything else when you have me?”

Basketball Fans Witness History as Traveling Called A once-in-a-lifetime thrill

Watching March Madness and the NBA inspires me… to take a nice long walk.

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Basketball Fans Witness History as Traveling Called A once-in-a-lifetime thrill

Imagine being in attendance :)

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Sure, you could say I would have been better off flipping a coin to fill out my bracket, but you underestimate my ability to pick the wrong coin.

“This week, on Got Wood…”

Not to brag, but my bracket is in the top 24 million.

We can’t have nice things.

“Guys, we’re switching up Freddy Frog’s Funtime Fair.”

Guess I shouldn’t have complained about snow on st patrick’s day

The Furthest Point A wandering ship, a flautist captain, and a sky that listens in this lyrical fantasy short story by Alethea Paul.

"No, I don’t know how The Apogee flies–makes about as much sense as its name–but I don’t suppose there’s much difference between floating on the sea and in the sky."

The Furthest Point by @aletheapaul.bsky.social

#FirstLineMondays

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Just filled out my march madness bracket and oscar pool now trying to convince my wife to bet me on when the dishwasher will enter the rinse cycle.

“Only questionable choice was wardrobe leaning so heavily on tank tops.”

Didn’t enter this time, so won about as many battles as usual.

kudos to the committee for putting firefly vs buffy in a play-in game.

Let’s combine the NCAA selection show and the oscars, there’s no reason clark kellogg can’t present best screenplay. Some of us have to work in the morning.