our troops are so well fed that their immune systems can easily fend off any disease

I don't think anywhere but where I grew up will offer you melba sauce with mozzarella sticks

nothing tastes as good as being right feels

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

they're calling him the world's first case of endogenous atropine poisoning

he tests all his supplements on himself and his resting body temperature is 110 degrees

what does it say about the state of discourse that humble 9-to-5 lunchpail pedophiles don't feel welcome in the democratic party anymore

the full body tan of a guy who is definitely much too quick to take his shirt off

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

sun's gone

whats crazy is this is still ten times less weird than the stuff these guys say about childless women

don't do it sam. no one man was meant to possess that much swag

soldier-involved desecration

monday morning, getting ready for an annoying week, have "freek'n you" by jodeci stuck in my head. ngmi

trump’s most consistent feature going back to the 2016 campaign is rape as a generalized worldview.

big if true

if anyone asks you have a life-ruining amount of debt and you would never qualify for a security clearance

a grey cat staring right at the camera. she's nestled down in some clothes and blankets so that all you can see is the top half of her head

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With the big exception of ND, if you are taking a philosophy class at a Catholic school in the US it’s gonna be continental philosophy

As someone with a PhD in philosophy from a Catholic university in Chicago, duh the Pope has read Baudrillard

ramp butter! ramp butter!!

I just want them to leave it all on the ice

that's when you're supposed to breathe their life

I could imagine smooth being a hit in like the 70s. no one ever made or makes doleful pop alt rock like iris outside of the mid-late 90s

regrettably, the answer is Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

the last thing anyone needs right now is for another of these guys to start taking their job seriously

some of these are poison pills, they can have standup back

Is Cyndi Lauper the Phil Niekro of music in that she uses an eccentric performance quality to deliver consistent results over multiple decades and is unfairly overlooked in the modern game?

we all learned this lesson the hard way after indulging glenn greenwald's muppet avatar