Humph. Trust me, if I wanted to hurt you, it wouldn't be through a holo-program.

*draws double-bladed axe*

Oh, @replicatorunit.bsky.social... come here, Riker has a question...

Today I learned that your houses and garages really need four walls to work as intended. Well, color me surprised!

So have you watched the other ones yet?

I brought a fresh box of meat in... just have the boys whip me up somethin' nice in the back.

Is there a Romulan group by this name, @senator-vreenak.bsky.social? How's come I never met them?

An image of the main characters of Star Trek: Prodigy, from left: Zero, Jankom Pog, Gwyndala, Dal R'El, Murf, and Rok-Tahk (above Murf).

These punk kids managed it, so it must be true.

Um... then he's not a double shiny admiral.

Oh. Um...not a rear admiral?

Oh, not an admiral...?

a man with long hair is talking to another man with the words my bullshit alarm is finely tuned ALT: a man with long hair is talking to another man with the words my bullshit alarm is finely tuned

...and just what qualifies you to give management tips, anyhow?

spongebob and patrick are standing next to each other with the words oh you know the usual ALT: spongebob and patrick are standing next to each other with the words oh you know the usual

Happy birthday to the guy who helps me write these skeets. Under the cultural laws of Earth, you have to be nice to him even if today's skeets aren't all that funny.

YOU FOOL! THAT'S A CAITIAN ATTACK VESSEL! THAT'S *EXACTLY* THE ANGLE AND TRAJECTORY THEY USE ... oh wait, that *is* Venus.

Carry on. Nothing to see here.

It just makes me hungry... the time I ate that pie, or the time I finished that huge steak, or the time I caught that toad.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Congratulations @replicatorunit.bsky.social! I'm willing to be a guest.

Right. Like when any side has a cat on it, it immediately by definition has no merit. I'm sorry, cat lovers, but them's the facts.

I've 'assimilated' a great many cats and I don't look like that. What's wrong with these Borg?

*coughs*

a pink stuffed animal is sitting in front of a computer with a picture of a cat on the screen ALT: a pink stuffed animal is sitting in front of a computer with a picture of a cat on the screen

I sent Bluesky a fix. But they think I'm just trying to hack the algorithms to show more anti-cat propaganda.

If they're willing to send me a check, sure. Wait... better make it direct deposit. I don't wanna have to walk to the mailbox.

I'm not 'lazy', Willie, I'm 'efficient'! Like, really efficient. So efficient that I don't even need to start the job.

Stinky cat is sorta a redundant phrase.

No worries. Love your work!

ALF in the Attic (1987)

That or Civilization II, but there's no cool GIF for that. :(

I'd respond to that but then I'd have to get up.