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jay.bsky.team informing the community that blocking their AI agent is an acceptable action and that they don't have to use it

jay.bsky.team informing the community that blocking their AI agent is an acceptable action and that they don't have to use it

March 30: go ahead and block our AI, it's fine
April 20: BLOCKERS GET BLOCKED

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This is for bob
If you are not bob this is not for you and you have to stop looking at it
I mean it stop right now or I'll tell my mom

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I'm so tired of Firefox screwing up every couple years, doing 4 terrible things, walking back 2 of them months later, and then getting praised for it while everyone just ignores the 2 remaining terrible things because hey, it was 4 terrible things a month ago so only 2 is better right?

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99% of what businesspeople are using AI for could be solved by automation, but "automation" isn't a fancy buzzword being propped up by soulless billionaires and presented as a world changing technology, so nobody cares.

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Even progress bars aren't safe anymore. Many modern progress bars fill at a predetermined rate, independent of actual loading. If the load finishes before the bar is full, it suddenly leaps to 100%. If the load isn't done, the bar just hangs at 99% until the load actually finishes.

I hate it.

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Half a dozen is not enough. You need to find more of them so Beast Games can qualify for the "MOST GAME DESIGNERS TO FIX A BROKEN GAME SHOW" award.

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This is how I feel when Rock Band difficulty introduces The Orange Button.

I swear I could play any difficulty, any speed, with the og four buttons. Why you gotta ruin everything with that orange prick.

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The hummus bit in Ep 2 had me absolutely rolling

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What makes this so strange to me is development times have skyrocketed, but console lifespans have stayed the same.

Feels like we should be using hardware for longer to give dev teams the necessary time to actually develop for these things? By the time they get a handle on the hardware, it's done.

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"Why would you want to see the Mona Lisa? That's a dead painting, bro, it hasn't received any updates in years."

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A progress bar for a file download that will take 120 hours to complete. 20 hours have already passed.

A progress bar for a file download that will take 120 hours to complete. 20 hours have already passed.

"I wish I could go back to the days of a simpler internet"

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘺'𝘴 𝘗𝘢𝘸 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘴...

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Nothing is more terrifying than trying to login to an old website, saying "I don't remember my password" and being told "we have sent a recovery code to (____)@hotmail.com"

Like, oh boy, time to delve into the dungeon and interact with that ancient evil again

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Cooking; "This is not 'open the door and get a pizza'. Each takes upwards of 20+ hours of ordering, including; choosing a restaurant, browsing the menu, deciding on toppings, contacting the restaurant, phone communication, and various levels of social activity including eye contact and speech."

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I mean, it's right there in the name

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A man stares upwards at another man on a very tall stage.

A man stares upwards at another man on a very tall stage.

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Person (A) runs for 5 miles every day. The first day it takes them 60 minutes. The next, 55 minutes. Then 50.

Person (B) thinks Person (A) is stupid because (B) can traverse 5 miles in 7 minutes by driving their car, and (A) will never be able to run that fast.

That's basically the slopper mindset

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Skunny: Save our Pizza's - Special: FAILS (1993) [MS-DOS]
Skunny: Save our Pizza's - Special: FAILS (1993) [MS-DOS] YouTube video by Dosgamert

youtu.be/V1ZzGfRbjLA

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You're not a hardcore gamer unless you can beat Save Our Pizzas

(nobody ever knows what I'm talking about but trust me it's really really hard)

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I want an Endless Chaos version of this where the robot falls down and people come to pick it up and carry it away on a stretcher, except those people are also robots. And then when those robots fall down other robots need to come in with other stretchers to pick up the stretcher robots, ad nauseum.

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Everyone else seems to love the battle system but I absolutely loathe it.

I've always disliked Final Fantasy's Active Time Battle system, so when I found out FFX was straight-up turn based I was overjoyed. I thought we were finally done with that nonsense.

Then X-2 reverted it for no reason.

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I hate this.

My PS4 copy of The Crew mocks me from my game shelf. I bought it in 2023.

Imagine my surprise one year later.

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Not a big fan of racing games.

but Burnout 3 is some of the most fun I've ever had

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RDR2 best game 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳? It's 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 but it's got some massive, MASSIVE flaws that everyone conveniently loves to ignore. And an Arkham game? Really? 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺?

How dare you make me look at this list. 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. I don't deserve this. Whatever I did to you I'm sorry, but this is going too far.

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I'm happy he rescued them, but what were those dogs doing in space in the first place?

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3D? Oh great, you wanna put things 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 other things so that I can't see them? Great idea, 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘺.

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Tenth Betrayal: The Advantaged Heart

It'll be a massive undertaking, but one day I really need to go back to my older tracks and fix them up. There's some good stuff in there that I totally botched with some really haphazard and careless mixing.

I just had absolutely no idea what I was doing, like a toddler with an art set.

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I think about all the media from the early days of film that we'll never get to see. In the same way the BBC would just tape over old episodes of Doctor Who, old arcade cabinets would be reprogrammed with new games when the old ones were no longer profitable. Without emulation, they're gone forever.

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