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Posts by The Golden Bolt

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Gonna have to make room and find a spot for 'em, I don't think Tails wants to share space

12 hours ago 12 0 0 0

I can't knock that - I always say mid games are the best games! I truly thought my usual "meet art on its terms" mindset would've given me SOMETHING this far removed from last playing it, but I somehow like it even less now lmao

I'll never forgive The Order 1886 for what it did to inFamous

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

Sooner than you think! I don't know that I'll take the time to hit on the PS4 games, because I just have nothing nice to say about this one and usually being a sourpuss isn't my style, but I'm hoping to hit the Cole stuff soon

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

Hey now, I'll have you know that the intro heading into Seattle MAY be dreadful, but that hour's the best-paced part of the game and also 20% of the entire story.

Wait-

3 days ago 4 0 0 0

Okay that's a WILD run of errors, wow. I've seen a couple bugs in Uncharted 4 but never anything even close to that. That's a shame that it did you so dirty

3 days ago 3 0 0 0

There's never been a more related pic tbh

3 days ago 4 0 1 0

First Light I at least remember fondly for fixing so many of the basic things that Second Son had cut from 1-2.

Step back in the right direction for the next game, I recall thinking. Glad they decided to move on instead, filler enemy base quests work a whole lot better when you're not a superhero

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

I think this one sat in the "saw it every time I browsed the Xbox marketplace, never bought it" pile for me, totally forgot it existed until now.

I'll forget it exists again in another six minutes or so

3 days ago 1 0 1 0
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You ever go back to a game you didn't vibe with 10 years ago, thinking "nah maybe I was too harsh on it, I'm sure there'll be new things I appreciate"

...only for it to be just as ass, maybe even worse?

3 days ago 24 2 12 0

i didn't realize the egg game was so vulgar

5 days ago 2 0 0 0
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5 days ago 23 15 0 2

Need this like I need water, but if Jacksepticeye ain't producin' then I ain't watchin

1 week ago 24 3 1 0

the uber drivers when I tell them about the jacksepticeye bloodborne movie

1 week ago 42 8 0 0

believe it or not, dead

1 week ago 4 0 1 0

Reading the immediate kneejerk anger response, I can confirm that this is what Bloodborne fans deserve.

Signed: Bloodborne fan.

1 week ago 31 2 1 0

I'd say "here's to 15 more," but that sorta feels like a threat.

Here's to 30 more.

1 week ago 23 0 0 0
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Society has been SO irrevocably harmed from shitty player-created missions moving almost exclusively to Roblox

1 week ago 25 8 2 0
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don't forget what they took from you

1 week ago 23 3 1 0
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almost certainly

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0
Jonathan Blow crying in a dark room about Soulja Boy misunderstanding Braid
Jonathan Blow crying in a dark room about Soulja Boy misunderstanding Braid YouTube video by whito

if somehow you've never The Witnessed this gem www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqn...

2 weeks ago 10 0 1 0

this made me think of jonathan blow crying in a dark room after soulja boy made fun of braid, so I had to do this just for me

2 weeks ago 38 13 2 0

they started it

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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🔴LIVE🔴

Gonna start my *FIRST FULL PLAYTHROUGH of Final Fantasy IX! Come vibe and hang out! Also, my USB cable broke 30 minutes ago so I had to rush to Walmart to buy a new one to stream

*started this game twice and played an hour in

Link: twitch.tv/wolfkaosaun

2 weeks ago 12 4 0 0

no don't you UNDERSTAND? The thing I like must be perceived as good or else *I* don't have value🥺

2 weeks ago 7 0 1 0
Should Zelda ditch the open world?
Should Zelda ditch the open world? We promise that we recorded this before the remake rumors started swirling again

It's been nearly 10 years of the "Wild" era of Zelda, focusing on a more player-driven game design philosophy. That said, it's been much longer since the last "traditional" 3D Zelda. Is there still blood to squeeze from that stone, or should we not look back?

2 weeks ago 7 3 1 1

Close enough, welcome back Sunset Overdrive

2 weeks ago 21 1 2 0
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I'm like 90% sure I saw him tweet right before the Mario movie left theaters, saying he'd gone to see it at least 11 times too.

Maybe he just likes that number

2 weeks ago 11 0 2 0
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If you don't listen to us on audio platforms, you could. This week's episode was all about open world VS traditional Zelda, and us accidentally talking about the OoT remake just before rumors swirled again.

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3 weeks ago 9 1 0 1

Oh yeah, I should also mention that there’s zero GenAI in this book. That dogshit has no place in literature or any other artistic effort. It’s just me, my contributors, and our artist and design team.

And no matter what A Communal History of Metroidvania Video Games will be all the better for it.

3 weeks ago 233 42 3 0
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they're both sony characters

3 weeks ago 44 8 1 0